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Topic: THE BEST HEAD EVER
boxerpup Joined Tue 04/01/08 Posts: 150	Wed 04/16/08 06:18 AM
A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar and the best man notices that the groom has the biggest, brightest smile on his face. The best man says, "Hey man, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what's up you look so excited." The groom replies, "I just had the best blowjob I have ever had in my entire life and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me." The bride comes walking down the aisle and she, too, has the biggest, brightest smile on her face. The maid of honor notices this and says, "Hey, girlfriend, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what's up, you look so excited." The bride replies, "I have just given the last blowjob of my entire life."

CHEFRON Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 524	Wed 04/16/08 06:22 AM
A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar and the best man notices that the groom has the biggest, brightest smile on his face. The best man says, "Hey man, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what's up you look so excited." The groom replies, "I just had the best blowjob I have ever had in my entire life and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me." The bride comes walking down the aisle and she, too, has the biggest, brightest smile on her face. The maid of honor notices this and says, "Hey, girlfriend, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what's up, you look so excited." The bride replies, "I have just given the last blowjob of my entire life." funny" as hell....

johncarl Joined Mon 11/26/07 Posts: 5074	Wed 04/16/08 06:26 AM
this is so true

Amalie Joined Tue 09/18/07 Posts: 1239	Wed 04/16/08 06:28 AM
ha ha

SharpShooter10 Joined Tue 11/20/07 Posts: 11271	Wed 04/16/08 06:44 AM


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michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 14521	Thu 04/17/08 04:59 AM
If thats what they are both thinking, marraige is going to suck for the both of them.

wickedlluccy Joined Mon 02/04/08 Posts: 1040	Fri 04/18/08 11:00 AM
...another reason for prenups .....marriage:dirty 8 letter words that resemble long time commitments...(children)(happiness)etc....

Sexjuice Joined Thu 04/17/08 Posts: 32	Fri 04/18/08 12:33 PM
A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar and the best man notices that the groom has the biggest, brightest smile on his face. The best man says, "Hey man, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what's up you look so excited." The groom replies, "I just had the best blowjob I have ever had in my entire life and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me." The bride comes walking down the aisle and she, too, has the biggest, brightest smile on her face. The maid of honor notices this and says, "Hey, girlfriend, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what's up, you look so excited." The bride replies, "I have just given the last blowjob of my entire life." This is by far the best blowjob joke I have heard in a long time........What sucks is how true that seems to be in real life.

bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Fri 04/18/08 01:20 PM
Good one and it is not always the case, depends on the man and woman A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar and the best man notices that the groom has the biggest, brightest smile on his face. The best man says, "Hey man, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what's up you look so excited." The groom replies, "I just had the best blowjob I have ever had in my entire life and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me." The bride comes walking down the aisle and she, too, has the biggest, brightest smile on her face. The maid of honor notices this and says, "Hey, girlfriend, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what's up, you look so excited." The bride replies, "I have just given the last blowjob of my entire life." This is by far the best blowjob joke I have heard in a long time........What sucks is how true that seems to be in real life.

TheCaptain Joined Wed 09/06/06 Posts: 44412	Fri 04/18/08 01:35 PM