A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for
>> his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in
>> price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most
>> sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and
>> asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
>>
>> Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy-), "I have an idea. It's so
>> sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the
>> modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself."
>>
>> She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
>>
>> The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least
>> iron it!"
>>
>> He never heard the shot.
>>
>> Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.

that is so stupid, it's funny!

Good one Check