Rise Above This by Seether

"Officer, this is how the fight started. I rear-ended the car in front of me. I admit that. It was my fault. So, we both pull over to the side of the road, and slowly the driver of the car I hit gets out of his car. And you know how you just get sooo stressed... and life... sometimes, life seems like...um, suddenly funny? Well, the driver of the car I hit is a
DWARF!

He gets out of his car and I get out of my car. He is frowning and scowling and he storms over to me. Right up close at me he looks up in my face and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!' And I don't know what possessed me, officer, but I look down at him and I said,

'Well, if you're not Happy -- which one are you?' ........and that's when the fight started."

STP

Contraband was a great album but Libertad sucked big-time.

Beside Axl needs his boys back, maybe Chinese Democracy can finally be released.

Oh yea and my all time fave....
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.

It's not that I'm lazy. its' just that I don't care (Office Space)

Brooke should have left last night. That was her 2nd time (1st was Every Breathe You Take) starting over and she said it was her first (LIAR). Maybe people felt bad for her cause she's so sweet . With Carly & Michael gone, I don't see the point of watching anymore. Still upset with David Cook for not admitting to doing other peoples' covers when the judges ranted and raved about how "unique" he was. He only admitted after it was all over the internet...not a stand up dude in my opinion and will not buy any of his cds. Syesha was good Wed night, but her other performances were forgettable. Jason looked like he really needed to take dump during his performance Wed night.

Falling Down by Atreyu

Two statues, a man & a woman, stood in the park for hundreds of years when one day, a fairy came along and felt bad for them. She brought them to life and told them they have 15 minutes to do whatever they wanted before they turned back to their statue state. The man & the woman looked at each other and smiled and went behind the bushes. After 5 minutes of pleasurable moaning and bush rustling, the statues come out from behind the bushes with big smiles. The fairy states that they still have 10 minutes to do whatever they wanted. Back behind the bushes they go and the man says to the woman, "Okay, this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll poop on him."

Becoming The Bull By Atreyu

Come on!!!

Grab the bull by the horns the old addage goes.
nobody tells you where to go from there.
I see whats grateful in you.
Decisions have to be made.
The worse part is the hardest earned.
Back and forth the struggle consumes us all.
Trying to keep a level head.
In the most unsettling of times.
Today I'll become the bull.
There is so much at steak.
I'll stumble I'll loose my place.
Crowded in while surrounded by sin.
Destiny takes its hold.
Find it or let it go.
But I choose how it ends we'll end.

chorus

This small heart can get lonely.
I lose myself inside myself.
No one can touch you when you're outside staring in.
Remove myself from this pride race.

chorus

Today I'll become the bull

Aaaammmyyy, whatcha you wanna do, I think I could stay with you for awhile maybe longer if it's true

Carolina Drama by The Raconteurs

My fave song right now

I’m not sure if there’s a point to this story
But I’m going to tell it again
So many other people try to tell the tale
Not one of them knows the end

It was a junk-house in South Carolina
Held a boy the age of ten
Along with his older brother Billy
And a mother and her boyfriend
Who was a triple loser with some blue tattoos
That were given to him when he was young
And a drunk temper that was easy to lose
And thank god he didn’t own a gun

Well, Billy woke up in the back of his truck
Took a minute to open his eyes
He took a peep into the back of the house
And found himself a big surprise
He didn’t see his brother but there was his mother
With her red-headed head in her hands
While the boyfriend had his gloves wrapped around an old priest
Trying to choke the man

Ah Ah Ahhh...

Billy looked up from the window to the truck
Threw up, and had to struggle to stand
He saw that red-necked bastard with a hammer
Turn the priest into a shell of a man
The priest was putting up the fight of his life
But he was old and he was bound to lose
The boyfriend hit as hard as he could
And knocked the priest right down to his shoes

Well, now Billy knew but never actually met
The preacher lying there in the room
He heard himself say, "That must be my daddy"
Then he knew what he was gonna do
Billy got up enough courage, took it up
And grabbed the first blunt thing he could find
It was a cold, glass bottle of milk
That got delivered every morning at nine

Ah Ah Ahhh...

Billy broke in and saw the blood on the floor, and
He turned around and put the lock on the door
He looked dead into the boyfriend’s eye
His mother was a ghost, too upset to cry, then
He took a step toward the man on the ground
From his mouth trickled out a little audible sound
He heard the boyfriend shout, "Get out!"
And Billy said, "Not till I know what this is all about"
"Well, this preacher here was attacking your mama"
But Billy knew just who was starting the drama
So Billy took dead aim at his face
And smashed the bottle on the man who left his dad in disgrace, and
The white milk dripped down with the blood, and the
Boyfriend fell down dead for good
Right next to the preacher who was gasping for air
And Billy shouted, "Daddy, why’d you have to come back here?"
His mama reached behind the sugar and honey, and
Pulled out an envelope filled with money
"Your daddy gave us this," she collapsed in tears
"He’s been paying all the bills for years"
"Mama, let’s put this body underneath the trees
and put Daddy in the truck and head to Tennessee"
Just then, his little brother came in
Holding the milk man’s hat and a bottle of gin singing,

La la la la, la la la la, yeah
La la la la, la la la la, yeah
La la la la, la la la la, yeah
La la la, la la la...
La la la la, la la la la, yeah
La la la la, la la la la, yeah
La la la la, la la la la, yeah
La la la, la la la...
La la la la, la la la la, yeah
La la la la, la la la la, yeah
La la la la, la la la la, yeah
La la la la, la la la la, yeah

Well now you heard another side to the story
But you wanna know how it ends?
If you must know, the truth about the tale
Go and ask the milkman

Carolina Drama by The Racontuers

I stabbed Paris Hilton because I have amazing boobs.



Like I needed a reason!

What Do Retired People Do All Day?
>
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day the wife and I went into town
and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we
came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him
and I said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break? He
ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a Dumbass. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So Mary called him a ****head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield
with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The
more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus. We try to
have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

>>The guys were all at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one
>>wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it
>>wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted
>>to take turns.

>>The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with
>>his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
>>They said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I
>>just sat up and watched him all night."

>>The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same
>>thing--hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what
>>happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the
>>roof. I watched him all night."

>>The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player
>>- a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and
>>bushy-tailed. "Good morning," he said.

>>They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?"

>>He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and
>>kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night long."

Romance is that thing that women use to get men to fall in love with them and what men use to try to get women to sleep with them.

Maybe they were mean to people, got reported and got terminated by the deactivator! But I think Tina's right.

Sucky day to be a M*sshole, TGIF!!!!

Hi arcade fan, thanks for the flower

First-year students at Auburn University's Vet School were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, „In Vet Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.

For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it, and stuck it in his mouth.

Go ahead and do the same thing he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention!