What Do Retired People Do All Day?
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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day the wife and I went into town
and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we
came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him
and I said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break? He
ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a Dumbass. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So Mary called him a ****head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield
with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The
more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus. We try to
have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.