My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green and when I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big
frickin' red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)
My lovin' got you,

Herb decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man
about her childhood illness.
She informed Herb that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old.
He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo much.

However, Herb felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he had a deformity too.
Herb looked Sandy in the eyes and said....'I too have a problem. My winky is the same size as an infant
and I hope you could deal with that once we are married.'
She said, 'Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size winky.'

Sandy and Herb got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon.
Herb whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching and teasing, holding one another.

As Sandy put her hands in Herbs pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room!
Herb ran after her to find out what was wrong.
She said, You told me your winky was the size of an infant!'
Yes, it is.... 7 pounds, 8 ounces, 19 inches long.