Using the following 7 letters only once, scramble them up and spell one word. N E W D O O R

A man walks into his psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but clear plastic wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says "I can clearly see your nuts."

A man goes to Vegas for the weekend.While there he strikes up a conversation with a beautiful prostitute.In the course of the discussion he asks how much it would cost for a hand job. $500 she says.he steps back and says no hand job is worth $500.She points down the block and says "do you see that car wash?" he says "Yes". She then replies " I own it along with 6 other car washes and I got them all from giving the best hand jobs in the world".Impressed, the man decides to do it.A half hour later the man is lying there exhausted but satisfied. After he recovers the man asks "how much for some head?"to which she replies "$1500". "Are you crazy?" says the man.She points accross the street and asks "do you see that casino? I bought that with money I earned from giving the best head in the world".After little thought the man decides to put off the new car for awhile and live life a little.Two hours later the man gets his breath back and says "that was the most amazing thing I have ever felt". A little time goes by and the man says "just out of curiousity,how much would it cost to screw your p*ssy?" She grabs him by the hand and leads him to the balcony.She points to the entire city and says "you see the whole city?". With awe in his voice the man says "you own it all?". She then replies "no,but I would if I had a p*ssy."

A blonde woman calls 911, the Operator asks "what is your emergency?"The Blonde replies " my neighbors house is on fire". The operator asks " What is the address ma'am?" the blonde says "i don't know". the operator then says "well,what is your address ma'am?"to which the blonde replies "why ? It's not my house that is on fire". the operator takes a deep breath and asks "how do you expect us to get there ma'am?"the blonde replies " duh, the big red truck"

I think that for the most part people have lost thier ability to just take thier time.Everything is now at warp speed, why not our love lives ? We just need to take our time and be patient.