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Edited by
boxerpup
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Wed 04/02/08 11:45 PM
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A man goes to Vegas for the weekend.While there he strikes up a conversation with a beautiful prostitute.In the course of the discussion he asks how much it would cost for a hand job. $500 she says.he steps back and says no hand job is worth $500.She points down the block and says "do you see that car wash?" he says "Yes". She then replies " I own it along with 6 other car washes and I got them all from giving the best hand jobs in the world".Impressed, the man decides to do it.A half hour later the man is lying there exhausted but satisfied. After he recovers the man asks "how much for some head?"to which she replies "$1500". "Are you crazy?" says the man.She points accross the street and asks "do you see that casino? I bought that with money I earned from giving the best head in the world".After little thought the man decides to put off the new car for awhile and live life a little.Two hours later the man gets his breath back and says "that was the most amazing thing I have ever felt". A little time goes by and the man says "just out of curiousity,how much would it cost to screw your p*ssy?" She grabs him by the hand and leads him to the balcony.She points to the entire city and says "you see the whole city?". With awe in his voice the man says "you own it all?". She then replies "no,but I would if I had a p*ssy."
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LMFAO
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A man goes to Vegas for the weekend.While there he strikes up a conversation with a beautiful prostitute.In the course of the discussion he asks how much it would cost for a hand job. $500 she says.he steps back and says no hand job is worth $500.She points down the block and says "do you see that car wash?" he says "Yes". She then replies " I own it along with 6 other car washes and I got them all from giving the best hand jobs in the world".Impressed, the man decides to do it.A half hour later the man is lying there exhausted but satisfied. After he recovers the man asks "how much for some head?"to which she replies "$1500". "Are you crazy?" says the man.She points accross the street and asks "do you see that casino? I bought that with money I earned from giving the best head in the world".After little thought the man decides to put off the new car for awhile and live life a little.Two hours later the man gets his breath back and says "that was the most amazing thing I have ever felt". A little time goes by and the man says "just out of curiousity,how much would it cost to screw your p*ssy?" She grabs him by the hand and leads him to the balcony.She points to the entire city and says "you see the whole city?". With awe in his voice the man says "you own it all?". She then replies "no,but I would if I had a p*ssy." |
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A man goes to Vegas for the weekend.While there he strikes up a conversation with a beautiful prostitute.In the course of the discussion he asks how much it would cost for a hand job. $500 she says.he steps back and says no hand job is worth $500.She points down the block and says "do you see that car wash?" he says "Yes". She then replies " I own it along with 6 other car washes and I got them all from giving the best hand jobs in the world".Impressed, the man decides to do it.A half hour later the man is lying there exhausted but satisfied. After he recovers the man asks "how much for some head?"to which she replies "$1500". "Are you crazy?" says the man.She points accross the street and asks "do you see that casino? I bought that with money I earned from giving the best head in the world".After little thought the man decides to put off the new car for awhile and live life a little.Two hours later the man gets his breath back and says "that was the most amazing thing I have ever felt". A little time goes by and the man says "just out of curiousity,how much would it cost to screw your p*ssy?" She grabs him by the hand and leads him to the balcony.She points to the entire city and says "you see the whole city?". With awe in his voice the man says "you own it all?". She then replies "no,but I would if I had a p*ssy."
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wow, ain't that the truth! should really watch those Vegas hookers man they could get you soooo easily....
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oh that one was not right
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