No problem. Eh, it's only fun to go in and screw with people. I don't care for that store either. BUT, always a good laugh to be had in there. By the way I saw your profile but cant messege you seeing as how I'm not over 25... Anyways, I wanted to suggest a book. Deff worth the read.. It's called the Celestine Prophecy.. What you said in your profile led me to believe you'd enjoy it.

nice write

That not only everything happens for a reason. But, for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction?

HAHA me too. Just thought I'd get the question out there tonight. I've got nothin better to do. hahahahaha

That I have my friend.. That I have.. Want a shot? Or 2... I have some whisky!!

I'll drink to that lol

I saw it on craigslist. And was like hmm Thats sexy.. But then went to the next ad. And it was a guy doing a class for college.. And it was about masculinity.. and couples and where it falls or somthin.. I was like hmmm a dude. Na I wouldnt take my gf *if I wasnt single* to a dude and be like ok take some pics of us idk.. It struck me as odd.. But was supposed to be less like "sexy" than the other one lol

LMAO omg glad your house didn't go up. BE CAREFUL with a lit flame *slaps forehead*

That a woman could post something *on a popular ad site* and say something about how she wants to be photographed in a bikini and what not its sexy.. But, if a man says something along the lines of getting photographed for the same reason in.. IDK a banana hammock.. It's weird. Dam* double standards!! haha what do you think? Is it a double standard if a man wants to surprise his wife for an anniversary?

LMAO

haha I was hoping for a little more not so "pc" ah well. Funny none the less

Rip you off. Someone was interested in a necklace I have for sale. Came out, weighed it all that. It had a 600 dollar price tag on it when I got it but got it cheaper because I worked there and sales were going on. So I put it up for 25 bucks less than I bought it for. Anyways, this guy is like I'll give ya 80 bucks for it. All I could do was laugh. He said how the price of gold had dropped about 100 dollars recently and a necklace that is almost 1/3 of a ounce.. *8grams* is worth less than he was offering me. Its really worth 200+ because gold closed today at 805.00 an ounce. Ba*tards!! Don't you hate when people try to rip you off

Eh I just use Watch-movies.net. Having vista eats enough of my memory so until I upgrade it, I'm keepin it as simple as possible

Gotta love the Amish people.


An Amish farmer walking, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.

The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have pooped in it."

The man shouts back: "I'm from Chicago and just down here campaigning for Obama, I can't understand you. Please speak in English."

The Amish man says: "Use two hands, you'll get more."

Yeah the second one is supposed to be horrible. I dunno I buy into it. seems to work for me. But, who knows.

Well it's a little hard to explain. But, its about this ancient manuscript found in peru. The govt wants to cover it up because it goes against what the church teaches, and they want to destroy it. But, it's all hush hush. A guy goes out in search of copies of the differant insights.. Along the way he learns them. I'm only half way in but because of it I've been seeing things like I never saw them before it's weird to see things in a differant way and be able to relate things to your life. And be like THAT MAKES SENSE!! lmao

By James Redfield..... Has anyone read it? What'd you think? It's really changed the way I look at things, the way I do things.. On a day to day basis.. Kinda crazy.

Drunk words are sober thoughts. I strongly beleive that

I totally forgot I posted this last night. VIVA DRUNK POSTS lmao.

Do people tell you they messed up and wen they sobered up they realized theye loved you? Why cant they love u before that??? WTF