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Fri 03/21/08 11:53 PM
FBI Job Opening

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"



The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife"

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes.



The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The
door opened slowly and there stood the woman, She wiped the sweat from her brow.

"This gun is loaded with blanks", she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."

MORAL: Women are evil.

Don't mess with them!

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Fri 03/21/08 11:33 PM

Awww at times our world of make believe is our reality.bigsmile


Awwww Thats so awsome i have to remember that

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Fri 03/21/08 03:11 AM
I agree thank you....

God Bless Ya

Prince!

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Fri 03/21/08 01:56 AM

as I was telling someone....it's important to you. just because it's not to them...doesn't make it less important.

Matthew 21:22 (New International Version)
New International Version (NIV)

If you believe, you will receive whatever you ask for in prayer."


there is nothing wrong with you giving thanks


I agree thank you

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Fri 03/21/08 01:53 AM
Thank you
But to the other come on now,Whats wrong dont believe in a Powerful God.I do pray for others too.God does honor that,But read the bible,Ask and you shall receive,Now i am not saying name it claim it,But i am saying God does bless his kids.

Prince

p.s.
I was sharing it,because Bible says they over come by the word of their Testimony and the blood of the lamb.
Even if it is something so small like this,I live by faith and faith alone,Their is a God trust me i know,I was not always a christian.

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Fri 03/21/08 12:09 AM
Good news
Let me tell you what God has done.
About a year i have been praying for God to give me a Laptop,
It happened today.Praise God And it was freely given all glory goes to him


Prince!

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Thu 03/20/08 10:25 AM
i love it
Beauitfullove

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Thu 03/20/08 10:22 AM

YOU ARE AN ANGEL
ABOVE THE CLOUDS IN THE SKY
FOR PEOPLE WHO CARE , WE WILL ALWAYS BE THERE
A JOKE, A LAUGH, A CRY
YOU WILL SOAR SO VERY HIGH
ABOVE THE CLOUDS YOU SOAR
TO GOD ABOVE
AND HERE DOWN ON EARTH ARE THE PEOPLE U LOVE
YOU ARE AN ANGEL AND ALWAYS WILL BE
TO GUIDE ALL OF US TO ETERNITY


Nice,like it

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Thu 03/20/08 10:21 AM
I cant believe someone hurt you
As beautiful as are
You find some one out there alot better
As smart as you are,
This day just started in your eyes,
So spread your wings,
and find whats new,
cause your prince is out there waiting for you


nice Written poem.Wow Beautiful

Prince!

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Thu 03/20/08 10:08 AM
Very well written, you have a talant dont let it fade,:smile: flowerforyou flowerforyou

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Thu 03/20/08 10:06 AM
Wow ,Very Beautiful Sasfire
flowerforyou

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Thu 03/20/08 08:42 AM
:smile: :wink:

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Thu 03/20/08 08:13 AM
I am glad you Like

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Thu 03/20/08 08:11 AM

Very nice and welcome to our world bigsmile


Thank you

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Thu 03/20/08 08:11 AM
:smile:

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Thu 03/20/08 08:10 AM
I am Glad you all like:)

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Thu 03/20/08 08:08 AM
Thank you so much for the kind words

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Thu 03/20/08 08:07 AM
Thank you yall

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Wed 03/19/08 11:23 PM
not yet with my poems sweetie, only with my songs.

Prince

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Wed 03/19/08 11:19 PM
You say those tears don't belong to you
when someone is around
you shed only a few
trying to hide a world of love
but reminded of a world you came of
trying to solve the riddle of life
the answer lies within your eyes
I see your worried of the life you lived
afraid of a man who would steal your heart again
let me steal it and I'll hold it tight
so it can never break again
so I don't have to see your tears while you walk in the rain
so when I try to come near you don't suddenly disappear
and let the rain wash them away.

written by me: Prince!