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airplane ride
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FLORIDA DRIVERS
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i am laughing so hard im 
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the temperature of hell
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Love it That was awsome
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Can we say BROKE!!!!!
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Top Ten Best Pick-Up Lines!
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10. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be! 9. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? 8. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock! 7. I may not be the best-looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you with $4,600 in his pocket! 6. Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way! 5. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine. 4. You might not be the best-looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away! 3. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your room at the Mayflower Hotel? 2. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be called McT&A! Huch do you charge for a Value Meal? 1. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this high-priced hotel room! Lmao
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Howdy Everyone!
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How is everyone today? Good and you Welcome to jsh |
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Chess Match
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I'm part Irish ,So i will remeber that one.
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Job Interview
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sorry, i only looked at one pic , what the hell is that bass???? a Custom bass 24 fret extented neck |
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Pick up lines
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let me run my fingers through your hair if it dont feel like silk or smells like fresh air i leave you alone.if not you buy drinks
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Pick up lines
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Wave finger at woman at bar. When she walks over say "I just made you come with one finger. Now just imagine what I could do with my whole hand." sorry..., i dont come with one finger You know what they say... don't knock it 'til you've tried it. lmao |
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Pick up lines
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Babe when you walk,You send me in a world of fantasy...
Hey i never said it was a good one |
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welcome to JSH  Thank you YellowRose any time. jump into the threads and let people get to know you Thats what i am doing |
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Pick up lines
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Good, bad, heard of, or made up, give me all the pick up lines you know! Here is one you be the judge. Baby When i look in your eyes,I get lost and i need help trying to find my way back |
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Job Interview
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i once wrote, on the chair i was interviewed in for a job , "f&%k you" with the same pen that i filled out all of the paperwork with. I got the job. makes you wonder.??? (hardware store, in highschool,  for anyone wondering) Sweet
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welcome to JSH Thank you YellowRose |
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life expained
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On the first day God created the dog. God said, "sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten." So God agreed. On the second day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And God agreed. On the third day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty." And God agreed again. On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years." Man said, "What? Only twenty years! Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back and the ten the monkey gave back and the ten the dog gave back. That makes eighty, okay?" "Okay," said God, "You've got a deal." ****************************************************** So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone. Life has now been explained to you. Let me know how bad it was |
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The priest
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i Know thats sad....
but have better jokes |
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Edited by
princecharming213
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Tue 03/18/08 02:11 AM
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the point is ur super young and i know for me i want a man that i dont still have to give the every 3 hour feedings too.lol I agree Very cold...Its all good why have a crab spoil the fun.While there is plenty of fish in the sea |
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See I dont need feeding i feed others...My oldest girl friend was older then you...;),So Why do i need a 3 hour feeding. sounds like you date older women? have a thread you might be interested in if you are  http://www.justsayhi.com/topic/show/94224 Alright i check it out Thanks |
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The priest
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An old priest was dying. He sent a message for an IRS agent
and his Lawyer to come to the Rectory. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the room, the priest held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed. The priest grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled and stared at the ceiling. For a time, no one said anything. Both the IRS agent and Lawyer were touched and flattered that the old priest would ask them to be with him during his final moment. They were also puzzled because the priest had never given any indication that he particularly liked either one of them. Finally, the Lawyer asked, "Father, why did you ask the two of us to come?" The old guy mustered up some strength, then said weakly, "Jesus died between two thieves, and that's how I want to go, too." |
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