Malena....agreed

thanks


duckiegiggles-fresh meat.....thanks...lol


but my other i thought was delete.is not so thats pretty cool.

I dont want ot race my play car but my diablo Lamburg. Just bought it Man i love the way it runs 200 under 10 secs.

I would love to have a drag race with it

Agreed ,Nice truck

No i dont care what people think.Yes i can agree i am being an a$$hole,You should of knew some one would say something,Its been a bad day i know you dont deserve it but,You were there and i am in a smarta$$ mood,So if it helps i am sorry just becareful on what you say on here i learned the same way.

Make me Bring your A$$ over here and shut it for me then, If you think you can,Oh wait better get a rent a car it might not make here.lol

Ok.sorry i'll be nice

You are the one that popped up and said look at my truck.So what am i suppost to do is lie, NOT.Truck is bad dude honestly it is.
I would not have said a word if you said look at my truck you think i am bad ,Dude thats Life

And thats just my play car ,And its was not giving to me i earned it.

Please Give me a break,My car is worth more then that house and truck want to see pic will be up in 5 min on my pro

Truth is truth.

Damn that car needs to be cleaned....wait if thats the case u might have to get another because it would fall apart.

I agree happy Mother's Day for you are truely the best

Prince

The Third Rose

A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants
her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were flapping in the breeze.
Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and
the surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three roses
carefully placed beside her on the bed.

Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you
not to tell anyone about my operation!"

The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and
that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through
this all by yourself."

"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and
empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago."

"And what abou t the third rose?" she asked.

"Oh, that rose is from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to
thank you for his new ears."

Take a chill pill Dude

I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought
I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab.



I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a
lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places,
beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs. You know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure,
what the hell, I'll give

her a call.



"Good Evening" the woman says. God, she sounded sexy.



"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No,
wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex.
I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long.
You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.
We'll go hot and heavy all night.
Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want
baby. Now, how does that sound?"



She says, "That sounds fantastic Sir, but for an outside line you need to press 9."

George went to California for business trip and had to call to his wife to tell her he made it with no probelms. The servant answered the phone.
George: Who is speaking?
Servant : Servant Sir.
George: Where is the wife?
Servant: She is sleeping with her husband in the bedroom.
George: What? I am her husband & I'm in California today.
Servant: What can I do now sir?
George: Open the cupboard, pickup the gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, till then I am waiting on the line.

After some time ... there come 2 shooting sounds ... after that ...

Servant: Yes, I did Sir. But what can I do next Sir?
George: Open the back door, throw both of them into the swimming pool
Servant: There is no swimming pool in our house Sir
George: What...? No swimming pool?
Servant: Yes Sir
George: Sorry, wrong number !!!!!!!!

I moved this to fix it

BEER vs. ***** - THE PLAYOFF



the **** are pus*y

1. Beer is always wet. ***** needs a little work. - One point to BEER

2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to *****

3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER

4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between
your teeth, you may vomit. - One point to *****

5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one
night and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One point to *****

6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may
suffer. If you eat any ***** in public, you become a legend. - One point to
*****

7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you
smell of ***** he may buy you a beer. - One point to *****

8. You normally don't find old beer. - One point to BEER

9. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much *****
and you'll think you've seen God. - One point to *****

10. In most countries there's a tax on beer. - One point to *****

11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off - One
point to BEER

12. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or
can.- One point to BEER

13. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it settles
down. - One point to BEER

14. You always know how much beer is going to cost - One point to BEER


15. Beer doesn't have a mother - One point to BEER

16. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it
- One point to BEER

FINAL SCORE: BEER 9 ***** 7

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is BEER

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those
feelings, let alone express them. - An extra point for BEER



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