A company was looking to hire someone for an important
position, so they interviewed dozens of applicants and
narrowed their search down three people. In an attempt
to pick one of them, they decided to give them all the
same question to answer within 24 hours and the one
with the best answer would get the job.

The question was: A man and a woman are in bed, nude.
The woman is lying on her side with her back facing the
man, and the man is lying on his side facing the woman's
back. What is the man's name?

After the 24 hours was up, the three were brought in to
give their answers.

The first one says, "My answer is, there IS no answer."

The second one says, "My answer is, that there is no
way to determine the answer with the information we
were given."

The third one says, "I'm not exactly sure, but I have it
narrowed down to two names. It's either Willie Turner
or Willie Nailer."

He got the job.

Herpes....
If they do i dont want to find out....lol

Kathy was in bed with a man (not her husband). All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs.
“Oh, my God, your husband is home! What am I going to do?”

“Just stay in bed with me. He’s probably so drunk; he isn’t going to notice you here with me.”
The fear of getting caught trying to escape was more powerful than the thought of getting caught
in bed with Kathy, so he trusted her advice.
Sure enough, Kathy’s husband came crawling into bed and as he pulled the covers over him,
he pulled the blankets, exposing six feet.

“Honey!” he yelled. “What the hell is going on? I see six feet at the end of the bed!”

“Dear, you’re so drunk, you can’t count. If you don’t believe me, count them again.”

The husband got out of bed, and counted.
“One, two, three, and four…
By gosh, you’re right, dear!”

MuntJack:Thanks Always
Ethereal:See i am funny...lol
Cambolaya:Well some of it is.But most of it nope.

Well Fire,I love to write and play music,And whats that saying music tames the wildest beast.So my weapon of choice was a guitar,a knight with any sence would pick it,But it is all good and thank you For the luck ,I need it
Ethereal:I know you where,Its all good,am also trying to find friends i just moved here so why not find new friends also.

thank you both...

Thanks

Wal-Mart has everything!
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him,
"My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.

"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine
sample and the computer will tell you what 's wrong and what to do about it.

It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a doctor."

So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.

He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine
sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
activity It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart."
That evening, while thinking how amazin g this new technology was, Joe
began wondering if the computer could be fooled.

He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.

Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The compute r prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.

2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.

3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.

4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.

5. And if you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!

Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart

I will Fade2black,
Well etherealembers,I am not saying i am the one for all,all i am trying to find my soul mate,i been every where,and keep coming out with the wrong ones.I have looked across the usa still no princess,so why not C.A.i been almost every where else.

Thanks dude i might do that,because i know in the music it is a dog eat dog world and i am not sure on the poems and writings all my stuff is good but very drifferant

Thanks Cenasgirl91 for the info

mine are copyrighted but they are mine.Am i still allowed to post them?

Dude Use a better line here is one of my fav.

When i look in to your eyes i get lost,will you help me find my way home.

Thanks dude,
all i know i am in la cresta some rich area,off of hwy 15
i just moved here,so i how to get in to town and out.

Thank you for the kind words,i am one of the hardest to scare off.I do hope to meet her,Soon...

See I dont need feeding i feed others...My oldest girl friend was older then you...;),So Why do i need a 3 hour feeding.

Dude The guitar is a Alverez Guitar,and to them that welcome me thank you,why have chest hairs where i show off my muscles.

Tell me my lady what was your dream?

Hello
I Can be the One you dream of.the one you ask God to send in to your life,You Never know!!!!I can be your knight in shinning armor here to save you.But maybe I am not,How can you tell with out talking to me,You might be the angel I am looking for.
Intill then My Ladie