George went to California for business trip and had to call to his wife to tell her he made it with no probelms. The servant answered the phone.
George: Who is speaking?
Servant : Servant Sir.
George: Where is the wife?
Servant: She is sleeping with her husband in the bedroom.
George: What? I am her husband & I'm in California today.
Servant: What can I do now sir?
George: Open the cupboard, pickup the gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, till then I am waiting on the line.

After some time ... there come 2 shooting sounds ... after that ...

Servant: Yes, I did Sir. But what can I do next Sir?
George: Open the back door, throw both of them into the swimming pool
Servant: There is no swimming pool in our house Sir
George: What...? No swimming pool?
Servant: Yes Sir
George: Sorry, wrong number !!!!!!!!