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what's harder to find
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White stuff in a snow... I got nothing. You crack me up!  How about marshmellows... |
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Hello Members of M2
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You are most welcome!
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Hello Members of M2
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Hi & Welcome to Mingle2.
Have fun! 
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No way!
Gone are the days when you need your spouse's permission to get a divorce! Just saying! |
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Left-Right
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Left hander. A deer that uses both right and left equally is bambidextrous. You can always make me laugh Torgo! That is funny! 
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happy birthday
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Happy Birthday!
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Bake a Divorce Cake. Receipe for the newly divorced man Ingredients: 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs lots of nuts 1 bottle Scotch 2 cups of dried fruit Sample the Scotch to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Scotch again. To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Scotch is shtill OK. Try another cup .... just in case. Turn off the mixerer. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a sdrewscriver. Sample the Scotch to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a sh[t. Check the Scotch. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven and piss in the fridge. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, Finish the Scotch and kick the cat. Fall into bed. " I'm a man... But, I can change... If I have to... I guess. " The Man Prayer, Red Green. MMMMmmmmmmediiiiiiiic - I joked on my coffee! Seriously too funny!!!!!
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Why do you need a hug?
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(((realcarebear))) thank you
(((1j))) thank you I really needed those hugs! |
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Why do you need a hug?
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Hi all.
I definitely need a hug or several as I have had a very stressful week and it won't be over until tomorrow sometime! Please hug me tight so I can find the strength to get through this! |
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I thought a sheila was a guy in drag - not me lol!!
Hi Crystalfairy. ((hugs)) |
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Edited by
Ouizee
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Thu 03/06/14 12:43 PM
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Birds, now that's a nice compliment for every woman on here, I prefer chick  I know I'm feeling a little peckish!  Oh darn! Did I say that out loud? 
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Excellent point. I was retarded for 2 years. But I'm much better now. 
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Dumb Blonde Male Joke
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Penny,
You are doing awesome and you continue to be an inspiration to all of us!
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Wakeup Alarm!!
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I am up at 3:30 am for work! Love the morning but don't see any of it where I work! (the dungeon!) teehee!
On my days off which are in the middle of the week, my inner alarm wakes me by 8:30.
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Night Nurse
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help me please
Edited by
Ouizee
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Sat 02/15/14 04:43 PM
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If you see the face of your ex in your new girl, it is not the new girl that you love. You're still in love with your ex.
It sounds like you need to have some sort of closure and perhaps alone time to fully get over your last relationship. Maybe it's time for you to get to know yourself better without any expectations from a new girl. Is it fair to the new girl that you think you're in love with her but can only see your ex in her eyes? Everyone wants to be loved and cared about but for themselves not someone else. I wish you time to heal and love to come your way when you are ready.
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My Rehab
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AWESOME story especially the part where you shared your story with us and your triumph!
You have touched my heart with your strength of character and your determination to get through this huge obstacle. You should be dammmmmmmm proud of yourself. I wish you could go back to that doctor and kick him/her in the azzzzz with one of the legs that shouldn't be working!
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Prayers for dcastelmissy
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missy Wishing you the love and strength needed at this time! 
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A little wisdom...don't try so hard with respect to wanting a relationship. It has to come naturally and it will click when you find the right one! The old saying patience is a virtue...if you try to rush things then your most likely to scare her away. Relationships build according to experiences, make your experience with a person you are interested more than just about sexual chemistry. The idea of an older woman is not always the best as these woman can sometimes be on the rebound from bad break-ups and feel men are good for one thing only! So you are back to square one. This does not include all women in that age bracket considered to be "cougars" which is an awful term. It simply comes down to the woman on a case by case scenario...she has to want to be at that stage in her life where she wants a relationship. That type of woman is hard to find. You are unlikely to find this type of woman in a bar...if she is all over you on the dance floor then she is likely only there for one thing and that is unlikely to be a relationship...perhaps the coffee shop, the library...out walking her dog. Best thing you can do is be honest to yourself and the women you date while you determine if they are the right one for you. Remember the old saying friends make the best lovers...this is true...most women want to find a guy they can trust, so that just does not happen in a day. If you want a relationship to build then build it slowly with that person. Biggest thing pay attention to her!!!! Lol Good luck in finding your relationship :) Very well said! |
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