If it were not for this bullet in my head it would be grate.

Chillin like a villian on mad penicillian with a gold tooth fillin'.

Someone can be incredibly good looking and still be a psycho.

I am thinking about making a pot of coffee.

Ok, here's the problem. My honey makes fun of me, and just about everything I am, do, and like. He don't like totally bash me, no. Just "nit-picks" I guess you'd say. I know he don't mean anything by it. But it just gets so old and every now and again it does kind of hurt my feelings. I've told him I don't really 'preciate it, but I guess he don't take me seriously. What can I do?

why only 18-18?

Did you know most girls hit their prime around mid 30's early 40's? and the older they get it's just like they kept getting more and more beautiful.. so not saying you should change your preferences.. but jsut letting you know there for every cute 18 year old there are tons of well established beautiful 20-50 year olds.

Paddy was walking through a town one day when he say a shop with a notice in the window. The notice said
"We sell everything".
Paddy could not believe this so he went inside. He walked to the counter and asked the salesperson,
"Do you really sell everything?"
The salesperson said
"Yes, everything".
Thinking this was too good to be true Paddy said
"OK then could I have a jumper for a chicken?". The salesperson said
"A jumper for a chicken?, hold on I will have to check the stock out the back".
Five minutes later, the salesperson returned with a brown paper bag.
"Here you go, one jumper for a chicken"
"How much?" asked Paddy.
"$7."
replied the salesperson.
"$7 for a jumper for a chicken - excellent."
said Paddy. So away he went as happy as larry. When he got outside he thought to himself that maybe he was done, so he looked inside the bag. At the bottom of the bag was a condom.
He was mad and stormed back into the shop. He screamed at the saleperson
"Hey, I asked you for a jumper for a chicken and you have given me a condom - whats going on?"
The salesperson replied,
"Sorry mate, I checked in the back and we seem to be all out of jumpers for chickens, all we had was a raincoat for a c*ck."

is there any good woman out there anymore? I'm not talking about this site,I'm saying in the world. everytime i go out i only meet woman who want one night stands <~~damn I sound like a woman!

better yet is there any women out there that hasnt challenged Wilt Chamberlin's record or Gene Simmons for that matter? I would like to meet a woman that I dunno, Guess Stewie Griffin said it best "so is there any traction left on the tires, or at this point is it like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"

maybe there is, convert nuns maybe? <~~ in such bad taste

I'm 33 yrs old, a mom and looking for new friends. Been in Sacramento my whole life and still havent met anyone amazing.

Have some kahoonies and just ask her out, what's the worse she says, no.

I would rather be alone than spend my time in the company of someone who is not right for me. If you can't be alone and be happy in your own company, then you probably won't be happy in a relationship. If you are happy with yourself you are not going to be desperate to just jump into something with just anyone to keep from being alone. You have the luxury of time to explore and see if the person has a place in your world.

one guy I had written to for maybe a week started asking me if I thought he was "the one"..creeped me right out and I had to stop talking to him. I can't look that far ahead.

I still find my self somewhere in the future with a beautiful angels that came to me with a alot of new thing on her mind

i drive a black KIA Spectra 5, best car i have ever owned..my drum kit fits perfectly and it gets great gas mileage

I guess so with a weiner that big.

I met this guy on another site, we chatted for about 2 weeks laughed alot talked about everything.
We seemed to hit it off great!
Made plans to meet today at a local starbucks and i im'd him this morn to make sure we were still on and all.
He said yea and said what color shirt he wld be wearin and all.
Well, he was a no show...i waited bout a half an hour and left.
Should i give him another chance, he has kids and somethin might have come up.
We did not exchange number yet btw..so he cld noty call me if he was gonna be late.
any advice wld be appreciated!

why do they lie in their profiles and their lifestyle? i know we have had the fake fotos on here etc but this is far worse.ive been chatting to this guy for a while, well since i joined.we get on so well, chat everyday.i asked for some fotos of where he lives as it sounds gorgeous and asked for a foto of his horse as its his pride and joy.anyway he did send them to me.they were beautiful but my friend pointed out that they looked like fotos of the internet!! when i checked again it looked as if she was rite.the 2 pictures of the horse werent even of the same horse,just slight differences which you wouldnt notice if you didnt look hard enough!, so i feel as if i have spoke to a complete stranger all this time, i dont even know if its his real foto or even if its his real name!! im absolutely gutted and angry at myself for not knowing...but i truely believed him!! why cant people just be themselves..we arent all out for looks, money grand houses you know.....i would prefer a down to earth, honest guy any day!

or you might want to start carrying around a tazer for when they start stalking you.

thats a very sweet way to be

So I am new here, but not to online sites. I was informed by a member I was rude to ignore their messages and should have just replied I was not interested. I found this odd. Do people actually reply to everyone they aren't interested in? I kinda thought was one of the benefits of online people meeting, to just ignore people you don't want to talk to. I can understand telling someone in a bar that is hitting on you that you're not interested or they are creepy, whatever. But digital rejection seems sort of a waste of time?

Now if you would please mention a positive character attribute about yourself that you wouldn't want changed. Again I'll start.

They don't say Lance Romance for nothing - I'm a lover, and am happy to see people together that are in love.