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Hokey Pokey Offense
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lol...Couldn't help it!!
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Asking for a raise.
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A maid asked the lady of the house for a pay increase. Her boss was annoyed at this and asked, "Now Maria, why do you deserve a pay increase?" Maria: "Well, Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you." Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?" Maria: "Your husband said so." Wife: "Oh." Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you." Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?" Maria: "Your husband did." Wife: "Oh." Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you." Wife: (really furious now) "Did my husband say that as well?!" Maria: "No Senora, the gardener did." Wife: "So how much do you want?" |
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I just dont get it...
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I just dont get it...
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I get what she means by ugly. Just another way to say unattractive. And I have received some photos of some men that were really unattractive to me. 
I perv alittlebirds profile, although I remember she use to have a bikini pic 
 I took it down because I was wondering what might be happening. Good memory by the way! 
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Hokey Pokey Offense
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So, that's what it's all about.
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I just dont get it...
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I get what she means by ugly. Just another way to say unattractive. And I have received some photos of some men that were really unattractive to me.
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What's a date? lmao
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Defenceless
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I agree! They should be chained out instead of their dogs.
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45 going on 29 :-)
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Hey your back 
yes...like a moth to a flame...lol |
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45 going on 29 :-)
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maybe i should go hang out in the 50 and over forum!
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45 going on 29 :-)
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I'm 47 and want to meet guys that are my age or older.
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You think it's love???
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1. Skippy heartbeat when you think of him/her. You think it's: Love Medical possibility: Tachycardia which may lead to ventricular fibrillation and myocardial infarction (heart attack) 2. Restless trembling of hands, feet and other body parts. You think it's: Love Medical possibility: Parkinson's Disease 3. Constant smiling. You think it's: Love Medical possibility: Bell's Palsy 4. Absent mindedness, forgetfulness, inability to focus on tasks at work or home. You think it's: Love Medical possibility: early onset Alzheimer's Disease 5. Frequent or constant sexual arousal. You think it's: Love Medical possibility: nymphomania 6. Weakening of knees and bursts of energy when he/she calls or comes over. You think it's: Love Medical possibility: multiple sclerosis 7. Inability to stop thinking about him/her. You think it's: Love Medical possibility: OCD 8. Bruising on neck, breasts and other tender areas. You think it's: Love Medical possibility: leukemia 9. Insomnia. You think it's: Love Medical possibility: benign prostatic hyperplasia 10. Feeling that you can smell/hear/feel him or her when not in his/her presence. You think it's: Love Medical possibility: schizophrenia |
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He Lied! The F*cker LIED!
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No, 17 is too, but she knew about that.
My first husband and the father of our boys, was 18 years older than me. We had a wonderful marriage. But he died of a heart attack the day after our youngest turned 11. |
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He Lied! The F*cker LIED!
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I would really want to know why he lied in the first place...it's not like it's a little lie either...22 years is a big gap.
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Prison city, USA...we have 5 prisons here. Makes it interesting...lol
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Adopted?
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Thanks for the good laugh OC!!
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My youngest son builds mine for me. The only problem is that he likes to upgrade it all the time...lol lol.. sounds like your son just likes to keep it running for you. More power .
He does...he was talking about coming down to visit after the storm stops...and bringing new computer parts...lol Gotta love 'em!! |
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If You Were Admitted to
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Well..that just blows.
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If You Were Admitted to
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Anyone in my family & I have tons of friends, I'm never alone. oh go shovel some snow or something....lol
You guys that have people that close to you are indeed very blessed!! I consider myself very fortunate to have such good /close friends & family, it's a reflection of me. 
I hope you get buried in snow!! (joking)
oh yeah??? I hope your shovel breaks...HA
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If You Were Admitted to
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Anyone in my family & I have tons of friends, I'm never alone. oh go shovel some snow or something....lol
You guys that have people that close to you are indeed very blessed!! |
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