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Sun 01/25/09 08:39 AM

I like tattoos on women, but I'm going to have to say no. IMHO there's an unhealthy amount of obssession that goes into having someone's name tattoed on your body.


Well, damn...and I just got your named tattooed on me...lol

:tongue: flowerforyou

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Sun 01/25/09 08:18 AM

oops Rude is what YOU did hon, not the audience that had to INVOLUNTARILY listen to your drama.

whoa



drinker drinker

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Sun 01/25/09 08:15 AM
I see. How very original of him.



smokin smokin

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Sun 01/25/09 08:12 AM
I have to ask this.....Why on earth do you type "be seeing you" after every single thing you post??

...I'm just asking..

laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Sun 01/25/09 08:09 AM

I would punch them in the face...with a batflowerforyou
rofl rofl rofl

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Sun 01/25/09 07:51 AM
rofl rofl rofl

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Sun 01/25/09 07:49 AM
yeah....maybe she's telling you that she likes the song ??

But, I suppose you could read even more into it if it helps feed your fantasy...lol

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Sun 01/25/09 07:48 AM
Now THAT would be real nice...watching and listening to naked people talk on the phone....lol

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Sun 01/25/09 07:35 AM
or maybe don't talk on your phone in public...

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Fri 01/23/09 10:13 AM
There was this guy who was on airplane, he had to go to the bathroom really bad.. Well every time he would go to the bathroom someone was always in it.So he finally asked the flight attendant if he could use the ladies room.

She said, well sir I'm not sure if that would be a good idea,you see there are buttons in there.

He says ,Oh please please I really have to go and I promise I won't push any buttons.

So she tells him go ahead,just don't push any buttons. So he goes in there he's sitting on the toilet doing his duty. Well he looks over and sees three buttons. One is yellow,one is red and one is green. He pushes the yellow button and out comes water and sprays his behind.He thinks "wow that felt good, I'll press the red button".So he pushes the red button and out comes a powder puff and dries him off and powders him.So then he pushes the green button.. He passes out and wakes up in hospital. He looks up at the flight attendant and she says "you pushed the green button didn't you?"

He nods.. He said "What happened?" She said "The green button was an Automatic Tampon Remover,your d*ck is laying under your pillow"

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Fri 01/23/09 09:36 AM
I agree MsMoon! flowerforyou

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Fri 01/23/09 09:25 AM



Nice to know some men actually appreciate a big girl. We can't all be 5'2 and 115 pounds.


Why not?


How does someone 5'2" become someone 5'4"?


I would imagine it's harder to be 5'4" and become someone 5'2".

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Fri 01/23/09 07:14 AM
You can't love someone that you don't trust.

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Thu 01/22/09 11:24 AM



You know your computer is old when you have to wait 30 minutes to get it started uplaugh


and wait 30 minutes for it to shut downlaugh


no that means it is infected with something


Kind of hard to believe since I never hooked it up to the internet unless it gets a virus from a software program you buy at a store?




Not enough RAM?

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Thu 01/22/09 11:08 AM
poor poor cow. sad

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Thu 01/22/09 11:07 AM



I LIKE WOMEN WITH A LITTLE MEAT ON THE BONES....:tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: tongue2 tongue2 tongue2 tongue2 tongue2 tongue2 tongue2 tongue2 tongue2 tongue2 :thumbsup:


That's all I have is just a little...lol All 105 lbs of me!!




drool


You are soooo bad...but that's part of your charm!! :tongue:

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Thu 01/22/09 11:02 AM

I LIKE WOMEN WITH A LITTLE MEAT ON THE BONES....:tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: tongue2 tongue2 tongue2 tongue2 tongue2 tongue2 tongue2 tongue2 tongue2 tongue2 :thumbsup:


That's all I have is just a little...lol All 105 lbs of me!!

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Thu 01/22/09 11:02 AM




devil Stick figures devil


sad patsan, will never love my booty-licious self! sad


Oh no! lol


laugh Hey bird, how are you sweetpea?


I'm good Ms Tanya! flowerforyou And you?

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Thu 01/22/09 10:57 AM

Do the After-Care program.:wink:



I agree!

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Thu 01/22/09 10:53 AM


devil Stick figures devil


sad patsan, will never love my booty-licious self! sad


Oh no! lol

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