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how bout the "are you kidding me button" or "you better have lots of cash button" maybe the ever popular "not if you were the last person on earth" .... lmao....those are all good too!! |
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those would have the "hell no" button...lol
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oh, I'm sure it is just as bad for you guys out there.
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lol...I was frightened by a couple of profiles...
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...and I have come to the conclusion that besides the "yes", "no" and "maybe" buttons they should add a new one. It should be the "oh..no way in hell" button.
just my opinion of course...lol 
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that's why I like myself so much.....lmao
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What
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No smoking, good cooking, dress the way I like,sociable with family and friends. Likes Gardening. Oh, Enjoys frequent encounters in the sack,moaning,intimate conversation. I could think of a few more but its a little early for me. I would be out too...I smoke but I don't like the "dress the way I like"....sounds really controlling to me. |
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hey I have kissed a few pigs in my time...or was that frogs... 
Sounds like you need to read up on kissin frogs ... "Once upon a time in a land far away,a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals,clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. " That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog legs, seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself: I Don't Freakin Think So. 
lmao!! That's funny! |
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Is there no limit
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WTH?
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Thanks for your topics
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too funny!!!! Thanks for the laugh this morning!!
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how do you know...
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I am not usually an insecure person..I really could care less one way or another most of the time...but for some reason this is way different...I am not use to feeling like a kid in school not knowing what to do.. I know how you feel. I am in the same position...so to speak...lol Here's my "blanket" statement....all guys want sex..that's what drives them. Your statement is obviously flawed. I was never asked. I didn't need to ask you...I've seen your other answers and thoughts on subjects. (see the stalking reference) |
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how do you know...
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when someone is really interested in you and not just for sex... If someone is interested in you, and wants more than just sex, they may, in some cases, Phone/text/message you on a daily basis Send flowers Buy presents Surprise you with an unexpected visit May also say they aren't interesated in sex until you are BOTH ready/comfortable, or agreeable to the idea. If they don't even bring up the subject of sex. The other more commonly used name for that is called "stalking". Interesting....how do you treat someone you're interested in then? Ignore them? Just call them when you want sex? Let them call you when they want sex? |
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how do you know...
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I am not usually an insecure person..I really could care less one way or another most of the time...but for some reason this is way different...I am not use to feeling like a kid in school not knowing what to do.. I know how you feel. I am in the same position...so to speak...lol Here's my "blanket" statement....all guys want sex..that's what drives them. |
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Hug Deprived
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awwwww...thanks! And for you.....
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...but that's just my opinion. Good luck with that. |
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Ok, fess up
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I'm trying to be less attractive to women. It seems to be working. It 'cause you smell so nice sweet baby!! 
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Ok, fess up
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I would be independently wealthy....why? Because I am sick and tired of sending out so many resumes and cover letters.
 
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Resignation...
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I've lived alone for quite a few years. I'm just about resigned to that is how it will be for me. I'm trying the dating thing but I have to tell ya...it's pretty much bull sh*t. The guys I've meet want the instant gratification...I tell 'em to go hire a hooker.
I just met a guy and the first "date" was ok...but I swear if this guy turns out like the rest have then I'm going to get a bunch of cats and become a hermit....hermitette? lol...you know what I mean! It's not just men...I'm sure lots of females feel the same way as I do. |
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Love to know
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Please bear in mind that this is strictly my opinion, of which you are asking for. Your profile says that you are a nurse's aide and you also say that you smoke pot, a lot of it. Well, that may come off as showing yourself as being a little irresponsible. After all, who wants someone in that capacity who could be high on pot? You may want to take that part of it out of your profile. Just a thought! Other than that, the profile seems fine. here we go on the smoking pot thing ....AGAIN.
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