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aLittleBird...I had to go to your profile to see what your picture said...THAT'S hysterical. HAHAHA (And I like your headline too...) 
Thanks!! lol 
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I read your profile too. I think it's really good except that if I were you, I'd lose the... "most girls just don't give me the chance to prove it to them." part. It makes me wonder why that happens.
And...try posting in the forums more.
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Ummm Countryboy...I think you are taking things a little too literal.
Fran...don't you hold classes every Saturday on the Art of Lying?? It's in room 666 isn't it??
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hi
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I said that because of how you worded your post. Obviously someone you wanted to date told you that they didn't like people that smoked pot. I think you're looking for sympathy and striking out at the person that doesn't want you.
And...no. I'm not gonna grow up. |
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Quit whining.
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You are so bad Fran...lol
but now you see why that image "popped" in my head....lol
omg...that banana looks like an old man with a cane....***AARRGGGHHH** |
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lol...It was terrible...I thought I was going to throw up! My throat was all spasmy and stuff...I brushed my teeth like 3 times and washed the old-boy spit off my face...ewwwwww..
Experience under his belt....ewww Fran...just ewwwwww!! And my doors are locked LakeLady! |
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ok, here's the story...
This old guy walks by my house all the time, picking up litter that people throw out. (I live kinda out in the country) So, me, being the nice person I am, talks to him. The next time he walked by he stopped and talked, had a seat on the patio. No problem...I'm thinking what a nice old guy he is. Then a couple of days later he stops by, I let him in even though I'm surprised he stopped by. Then he's getting ready to leave and I thought he was going to give me a hug...but Noooooo...the old geezer grabs me by the face and plants a wet one right on my mouth! ***ewwww*** **shudder**.... Then he says..."if you want to have some fun, come on down"...I am like OMFG!!! I couldn't even say a thing.... Now, I am traumatized all over again......lol |
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creepy has its advantages..just generally not in the older man..lol Right!! By "creepy" I mean like the thought of seeing an 80 year old man in all of his nakedness...  now thats creepy, but why are you picturing an 80yr old naked???
LMAO...the curse of a vivid imagination....My 80 y/o neighbor hit on me and I was severely traumatized by the whole ordeal...lol |
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Dating used to be fun, but now I'm finding that creepy old men seem to think I want them.  ***shudder**
How about a creepy younger man instead???? 
You are not creepy. I lurked around your profile for a minute...lol |
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creepy has its advantages..just generally not in the older man..lol Right!! By "creepy" I mean like the thought of seeing an 80 year old man in all of his nakedness... |
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Dating used to be fun, but now I'm finding that creepy old men seem to think I want them.
***shudder**
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I agree with Tanya..if you're afraid to text or call then you are either over-thinking things or the guy/girl is not allowing you to.
If it's the first then calm down and be yourself. If it's the other, you probably don't want to be in a relationship that's going to be controlling |
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Play a little coy like you don't want it too bad, sit back and look at her like you know something she doesn't when other men are hitting on her, if they get a little too warm say something in a cute way like " Don't do it, it's a trick," like your just joking with as much honey in your voice as you can muster. Don't force conversation, wait till you have something funny or intelligent to say, shake her hand with your forefinger gently in her palm and your thumb lying diagonaly across her fingers , very gently mind you, and lift it up once with a slight tilt of your head down, like your almost going to kiss her hand, when you meet her and when you say goodnight, even if you happen to kiss her, and let her come to you. 
yeah, how's that work for you??? 
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Well, I couldn't shoot anything I haven't been married to.
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Topic:
games
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why do humans lie and play games would be a better question. I agree  ...it's not just a "guy thing".
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how do i make this work?
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Try Mutual Match.
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Clean their Vehicle. Fake an Orgasm
Bob Out Now I thought that was what women did (fake an orgasm)? LMAO women can fake orgasms..men can fake entire relationships....lol |
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84% of all statistics are made up on the spot!!
No, it's 96.4%. |
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gave them the divorce???
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