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Sun 01/27/08 11:07 PM
When Mark Twain was on his deathbead, he was seen reading the Bible. When asked if he was looking for repentance, he replied, "No, Im looking for loopholes."

When asked which he would rather go to he responded, "Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."

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Sun 01/27/08 03:31 PM
scratching

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Sun 01/27/08 03:25 PM
defenestrating

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Sun 01/27/08 03:08 PM
Fast and furious

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Sun 01/27/08 03:04 PM
I thought they shut down, must be an oregon thing

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Sun 01/27/08 02:54 PM
rocky road drive

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Sun 01/27/08 02:32 PM
Never knock on deaths door, ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that.

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Sun 01/27/08 02:27 PM




Ive read the the thing. I found it enlightening. I just dont like the thought of courtship as something followed in steps rather than something that had more of a romantic feel to it.

I'll tell you right now that you're trying to put the cart before the horse or whatever they say

So courtship is a logical process of steps rather than something thats a bit more enigmatic?

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Fri 01/25/08 11:01 PM
Yep, I fell for that one

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Fri 01/25/08 09:55 PM


Ive read the the thing. I found it enlightening. I just dont like the thought of courtship as something followed in steps rather than something that had more of a romantic feel to it.

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Fri 01/25/08 04:44 PM

Yep, there's always the fear of coming on too strong too quick (something I seem to do too often laugh )

Just try and play it cool - but DON'T try to be something you're not.


Im the best me, I know that much. I just need to keep my cool.

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Fri 01/25/08 04:04 PM


Myself? If I did that then Id be sending poetry to her nonstop, or complimenting her beauty for as long as I had the will to do so. If I temper that, Im limiting myself. If I dont, I risk scaring her off as bieng to wierd.

Your wisdom is logical though and that I wont deny


What's wrong with sending poetry and non-stop compliments?
If you have to edit yourself, then she is not right for you.
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I havent even known her for a week. Wouldn't it be better if she was at least comfortable with me before I send notes of affection?

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Fri 01/25/08 03:40 PM
Myself? If I did that then Id be sending poetry to her nonstop, or complimenting her beauty for as long as I had the will to do so. If I temper that, Im limiting myself. If I dont, I risk scaring her off as bieng to wierd.

Your wisdom is logical though and that I wont deny

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Fri 01/25/08 03:03 PM
Could anyone please share with me the wisdom and knowledge of basic courtship? How can I woo without sounding lecherous? If anybody can help, thanks, all this has me in a state not unlike that which my avatar is currently afflicted with.

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Fri 01/25/08 02:45 PM
:heart: :heart: :heart: On this site and on others. They make me want to SCREAM! :heart: :heart: :heart: With love of cource:heart: :heart: :heart:

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Mon 01/21/08 06:01 PM
Does anyone else celebrate festivus?

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Mon 01/21/08 05:54 PM
"All things are relative"-Albert Einstein

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Sun 01/20/08 02:14 PM
A glimpse into the method that is the madness of a womans logic, I like it

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Thu 01/17/08 04:31 PM
My dear how I wish to be with thee
To hold you in my arms so you could kiss me
I love you with all my heart
yet where to start
should I kiss you tender?
or should i just surrender
and say be with me!

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Wed 01/16/08 06:21 PM
Thanks! Your enthusiasm is a muse in of itself. Ill fish around for some more later