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"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint."
-Mark Twain |
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When Mark Twain was on his deathbead, he was seen reading the Bible. When asked if he was looking for repentance, he replied, "No, Im looking for loopholes."
When asked which he would rather go to he responded, "Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." |
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