I just couldn't resist replying to this joke in a similiar way so here goes

Because I'm a woman, when the car isn't running very well, I will ask you to look at it and see what the problem is while I you are doing this I will be making an appointment with the mechanic. I will sit and relax and drink coffee, while reading a magazine, then write a check to pay, and go on to my other errands for the day.

Because I'm a woman, when I lock my keys in the car I will call the naviagtion system that you thought was foolish and have them unlock the doors for me.

Because I'm a woman, I can be relied upon to purchase all those items you enjoy so much. Your steaks, and beer, and can't forget the snacks for that important game that is coming on.

Because I'm a woman, when I catch a cold, I will continue to go to work, come home, make dinner, and make sure that all the chores are done.

Because I'm a woman I will just make sure that there is money put aside to purchase the new appliance since the old one you tore apart the appliance repair man can no longer fix.

Because I'm a woman, I will recieve laugher when I am at the store buying your beer, and snacks knowing you are home going nuts hunting for the remote control that is in my purse.

Because I'm a woman I don't mind asking for directions since I know that the cute stud muffin I asked the directions from is enjoying the thought that I wasn't really lost, just giving him a thrill for the day to make him feel manly.

Because I'm a woman there is a need to ask me what I am thinking of, because it just may surprise you to know that I enjoy the game just as much as you, and don't be offended if my thoughts are on sex also, you just might be the one the thoughts are about.

Because I'm a woman I am capable of saying Do I have to go home, and be just the old lady again? Why can't I stay out all night long, dancing, and drinking with my friends, and don't worry if I find my clothes out on the lawn, that will give me an excuse to go shopping for more, remember I do have your charge card.

Because I'm a woman, there is no reason to think that I didn't like the movie because it was an action flick. Oh I love thinking that I am there with the hero being his damsel that he is rescuing.

Because I'm a woman yes I have to turn up the love songs we used to listen to together. Thinking about those days will put me in the mood for the sex that you want, since you have forgotten about romancing me, and all you can do is talk about Bruce Springstein and Jim Morrison.

Because I'm a woman, I need you to tell me that you think I am still beautiful, and that you still love me, this is the reason that I am asking you this, so fine is not a good answer

Because I'm a woman and this is the year of 2008, I can express my opinon, share in the housework, and still be the sex goddess you want me to be. Since your not sharing in the work, that gives me more time to be the beautiful woman you fell in love with.

THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE FOR MEN TO BETTER UNDERSTAND THAT WOMEN IS YOUR PARTNER, MAYBE NOW YOU WILL LEARN A TINY BIT ABOUT THE FEMALE SEX

Sorry my sense of humor kicked in on this one

<------ Clapping that was great!

That was fantastic.

Love it Pam

THAT'S GREAT, I AM SHOWING THIS TO MY BOYFRIEND, LOL!!

Love it thanks

Ineed !!!

the remote thing ...that's just right Pam

nope nope not cooooooooool

A glimpse into the method that is the madness of a womans logic, I like it

what can I say sometimes my sense of humor takes over. glad you all enjoyed it