You make your sandals out of your victims

Bored

All right, I'll play some music. Suggestions?

Stan was in a bar, drinking too much, until he fell off his stool. "Thats it!" Snaps the bartender,"You're cut off!" As Stan is crawling out of the bar, he begs for one more beer. "No! You're cut off. You'd better get home." So stan continues down the block towards home. He reaches the doorstep where he passes out. The next morning his wife finds him and asks, "You got drunk last night, didn't you?"
"How did you know", Asked stan.
"The bartender just called, you left your wheelchair there again last night."

Theres that echo again, maby I should fire a shot off, see if anybody comes out of the brush.

And I thought everybody was out huntin' and singin' in the rain.

Anybody out there?

He'll be dressed to kill. He'll wear his longbeard, turbin, and exploding sandals.

I see what Hillary and Edwards are doing. They are attacking Obama's confidence and image. If Obama takes this as water off a ducks back, and shows the same charisma and political exuberance, he will have the support needed to make it all the way. Obama has become so much of a threat to Hillary's campaign that she has resorted to attacking his confidence instead of his platform. The surest way to defeat a person, is to attack his confidence. A person troubled by doubt cannot focus on the course to victory.

Not that it won't be fun to watch them slug it out of course.

I love the logic of a child.

Good one, I have a version where its the President instead of a blond. Still funny $h!t though.

Because common sense isn't as common as it should be. And its funny.

I love a good Seinfeld joke

Good point.

True that, Experience, Patience, and Observation. The trinity of understanding.

Oooh, my bad. I meant postergirl for beautiful brunettes united.

Salvage

Obama. Think of it, bush-clinton-bush-clinton? Come on, we need somebody completely new.

posterboy for angels without wings

Pickle slicer!