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Tue 01/29/08 07:31 PM
Stop getting hit in the nose? (just a thought)... :wink:

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Tue 01/29/08 07:24 PM

Here is a great site that can answer most of your questions: http://www.answersingenesis.org/


I love this site!!!! It is absolutely hilarious. My kids & I read through different sections for pure entertainment.
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As a matter of fact, two of my favorite co-workers are Pentecostal, and even they think it's ludicrous.

Good one Spider!

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Mon 01/28/08 10:45 PM
Edited by Lordling on Mon 01/28/08 10:48 PM




The bible.


Truly, it is GOD who will have the "last laugh" and "last word"!!! NO ONE will ever successfully negate and eliminate the absolute truth of the Bible! As Jesus said, "Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away." (Matthew 24:35) A WORD TO THE WISE IS SUFFICIENT! And "The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge; but fools despise wisdom and instruction." (Proverbs 1:7)



ahhhh a thumper... i love thumpers...

You act as if we "non believers" simply dont know better or we just turn a blind eye to your book.

You never stop to consider, maybe some of us walked your path.
Some of us know this book better than you do.
SOME of us, EVEN went farther down the road of enlightenment than you!!

I wont argue the faults of a book with you because i know you have already formed an opinion. But i will say this....

The bible has suffered MORE damage and change from its believers and writers than it will ever suffer from its foes.

I and others like me are watching your book and your faith fall apart from its own protectors. In the end, a man wrote that book, and a man is failable. When you show me a book with GOD'S OWN SIGNATURE and GOD ready to show up and say.... I wrote this with MY OWN HAND and not that of one of my staff, i'll be more apt to believe it.


All I can say is, it is YOU that will be what you obviously are now. And that is THE LOSER! You make such "off the cuff" "Pat answer statements" as you post here, and this is NOTHING NEW! Trust me, in 29 years as one saved by the Lord Jesus Christ, I have heard just about every excuse under the sun and every so called "valid arguement" about WHY the Bible is NOT TRUE! You are SO TYPICAL! When are you infidels gonna come up with something ORIGINAL? But then, YOUR MASTER (Satan) has you so blinded that all you can see is YOU!

These statements you make, about how you are "watching your [my] book and your [my] faith fall apart." Really? Since when? And HOW? In what way? If you're gonna make such statements, please have the decency and INTEGRITY (something you atheists and agnostics know NOTHING about, by the way, so full of LIES are you!) to not make such GENERALIZATIONS! Instead, give me SPECIFICS! And you say this about ME PERSONALLY! That's pretty amazing, especially since we've NEVER met! Nor do you KNOW the literally HUNDREDS of people that I do whose faith is
NOT "falling apart" as you claim, but whose lives have been radically changed FOR THE BETTER due to FAITH IN THE BIBLE AS THE WORD OF GOD!

You know NOTHING of my personal life and the things I've been through over just the past (almost) 5 years! Things such as THE DEATH OF A YOUNG CHILD! Things such as DIVORCE and all the "bloody aftermath" that goes with that! Dude, were I to subscribe to YOUR philosophies and "personal beliefs", I would have NO HOPE! NO PEACE! NO REASON FOR BEING! It is a FACT that you have NOTHING of REAL SUBSTANCE, nothing LASTING, nothing SURE AND CERTAIN to offer me. Nor THE REST OF THE WORLD, for that matter!

The so-called "enlightenment" you THINK you've experienced is nothing more than so much SELF DELUSION BASED IN STINKIN' SATANIC PRIDE! You are just TOO PROUD AND FULL OF YOURSELF to acknowledge YOUR OWN NOTHINGNESS AND VANITY AND WICKEDNESS! And that's really sad! Because the SAME eternal salvation that I KNOW I have is available to you! But you reject THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH OF GOD and instead choose YOUR OWN PRESUPPOSITIONAL MYTHS! Like your supposed "proof" that "the Bible is just another book written by fallible men"! HOW WRONG YOU ARE! And you show yourself and CONDEMN YOURSELF as what God calls you: AN UNBELIEVING FOOL! "Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools." (Romans 1:22)

You say you "have walked my path" and "know this book better than I do". Oh really? Since when? Jesus said, "My sheep hear my voice, and they follow me....and a stranger will they NOT follow." And the apostle John tells us, "They went out from us, but they were not of us; for had they been of us, they would no doubt have continued with us." You "bagged out" on God and His word for one simple reason, according to scripture: you were a FALSE convert, one that has NEVER "known the truth" and been "made free", as Jesus said! Because when you REALLY see yourself as what you REALLY ARE in the sight of as HOLY God: A WICKED HELL DESERVING SINNER, you can NO LONGER walk in the SELF CENTERED PRIDE that you have here exhibited! You are instead HUMBLED in the sight of the Lord, realizing your UTTER DEPENDENCE UPON HIM! Instead, YOU, puffed up in your "self sufficiency", think that SOMEHOW you will escape the judgment of God! And the ONLY one you are fooling is YOU!

You certainly don't fool your Creator, NOR do you fool "seasoned veterans" of this "good fight of faith" like me! Like I said, I've heard it all, and all you unbelievers do is come up with the SAME TIRED OLD LINES OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN! Junk like, "The bible has suffered MORE damage and change from its believers and writers than it will ever suffer from its foes." Again, WHERE'S YOUR PROOF OF THAT? What "damage"? As I said, I know literally HUNDREDS of true Christians, and NOT ONE of them has EVER "damaged" God's word! NOT ONE! I'd like you to NAME these so-called "believing damagers" of the Bible, and also give SPECIFICS as to HOW that is being done!

You remind me of an old poem called "The Anvil of God's Word", which speaks of how a man visited a local blacksmith, and upon close observation, noted how this man had MANY hammers lying BROKEN on the ground around the anvil. He then asked the blacksmith, "How many hammers have you broken?" To which the blacksmith replied, "Many! The Anvil wears them out, you know!" Then the observer asked the blacksmith how many ANVILS he'd had in all his years as a blacksmith? "Just one", was the prompt reply. And thus, the writer noted, "So it is with God's word. Skeptics throughout history have done their best to STRIKE BLOWS at the Bible, yet that Book still stands unaffected and unchanged, while all the hammers of skepticism lie BROKEN ON THE FLOOR, WORN OUT BY GOD'S WORD!"

You can feel justified in your own little mind, but it is YOU, and not GOD, HIS WORD AND ALL TRUE BELIEVERS, who will SUFFER LOSS once this life is over! For now, you live in the FALSE SECURITY of the SENSUAL realm! But that will ALL end the moment you "breath your last breath"! And then, REALITY will hit you HARD as that BOOK that you treat with such contempt and take SO LIGHTLY will COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU ON JUDGMENT DAY! And you will EAT YOUR OWN WORDS, while you also are FORCE FED THE TRUTH OF GOD'S WORD! Because, unlike NOW, you will have NO CHOICE then! Your freewill will be GONE! And you shall hear Jesus Christ declare, "Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire prepared for the devil and his angels!"

Yes, then you will encounter the GREATEST "thumper", THE LORD JESUS CHRIST, who will be THUMPING YOU...with HIS WORD in judgment! Sleep on if you want to, but you are in for a VERY RUDE AWAKENING as your ARROGANCE comes back ON YOUR OWN HEAD! Just WHO do you think YOU are, trying to dictate to God HOW he gave us His word? Oh PUNY LITTLE MORTAL! You are living in A FANTASY WORLD, you'd rather believe in YOUR BUBBLE than THE BIBLE! But guess what? At death, your "bubble" will be POPPED, while the Bible will continue IN POWER! You lose! We win! Bye bye! Eternity rolls on! Too late then!

You have THIS MOMENT, and THAT'S IT! "And as it is appointed unto men to die, but after this the judgment" (Hebrews 9:27) "For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord." (Romans 6:23) YOUR condemnation is YOUR choice! And it will be JUSTLY DESERVED! I hear THUNDER in the background behind you, and can see the FLAMES growing HIGHER AND HOTTER all around you! "Behold, NOW is the accepted time; behold, NOW is the day of salvation." Take the ONLY way out NOW, while you still can! God has been SO GRACIOUS AND MERCIFUL to you, even allowing you to BE BREATHING! Let alone offering you the FREE GIFT OF ETERNAL LIFE! And yet, like those in Noah's day, you SCOFF AND LAUGH at God's way, settling for YOUR OWN! How stupid! How Satanic! How SAD!


That was special. indifferent

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Mon 01/28/08 06:59 PM


http://www.ideacenter.org/contentmgr/showdetails.php/id/846



Why do you keep posting these links? It's not helping your arguments, as that site contains nothing more than Presuppositional Apologetics propaganda poorly masquerading as science. Have you looked at the Board of Directors?
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Sun 01/27/08 09:11 PM
Going Mobile...between the sheets.

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Sun 01/27/08 09:08 PM

OK Lording,

Please explain the connection
between Moussawi and our government.


For example:

August 15, 2001: After only a few days training to fly a 747 at a Minnesota flight school, terrorist Zacarias Moussaoui is arrested and detained in Minnesota on the excuse of an immigration violation. The FBI confiscates his possessions, including a computer laptop, but doesn't have a search warrant to search through them. Moussaoui acted so suspiciously that a flight school staffer warned the FBI about Moussaoui, saying, "A 747 fully loaded with fuel could be used as a weapon!" One local FBI agent speculates that Moussaoui might "fly something into the World Trade Center." Minnesota FBI agents quickly become frustrated at the lack of interest in the case from higher ups, who refuse to allow the agents to ask for a search warrant from a secret court that, in over 10,000 cases from the FBI, that had never turned down a warrant request. French intelligence then gives evidence clearly tying Moussaoui to al-Qaeda, including evidence that he had trained in Afghanistan on several occasions. But an official at FBI headquarters edits out all the information tying Moussaoui to terrorism, and another attempt to apply for the warrant is rejected. One Minneapolis agent warns that FBI headquarters is "setting this up for failure," and another agent later asks: "Why would an FBI agent deliberately sabotage a case?" A few weeks earlier, the headquarters official handling the Moussaoui case was also sent a copy of the Ken Williams memo warning that al-Qaeda terrorists might be training in US flight schools, but he apparently fails to see the connection. The search warrant is not approved until after the 9/11 attacks. Too late, evidence is found suggesting Moussaoui could be involved in a hijacking involving New York City. One newspaper claims that information on his computer "might have been enough to expose the Hamburg cell, which investigators believe was the key planning unit for 11 September." FBI agent Coleen Rowley later suggests that if they would had received the search warrant sooner, "There is at least some chance that ... may have limited the Sept. 11th attacks and resulting loss of life."
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We (our government), at some level, clearly did not want the threat publicized, to the point of practically protecting Moussaoui through inaction.

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Sun 01/27/08 08:52 PM
I highly recommend Cremo & Thompson's "Forbidden Archaeology" and "Hidden History of the Human Race" to perusers of this thread.

If you discount the Theory of Evolution solely because of human error, misinterpretation, or misconduct (real or perceived), then , if you wish to appear unbiased, you must use at least an equal level of skepticism in regard to the (many) Creation myths.

The bottom line is:

Are you going to understand the Theory of Evolution or believe in the Myth of Creation? Better yet, are you intelligent and open-minded enough to find an accommodation between the two?

Myth: A traditional story, typically involving supernatural beings or forces or creatures, which embodies and provides an explanation, aetiology, or justification for something such as the early history of a society, a religious belief or ritual, or a natural phenomenon

Theory: A mathematical or logical explanation, or a testable model of the manner of interaction of a set of natural phenomena, capable of predicting future occurrences or observations of the same kind, and capable of being tested via experimentation or otherwise verified through empirical observation.

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Sun 01/27/08 08:26 PM
Wish you were here...between the sheets.

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Sun 01/27/08 07:26 PM

I'll let you conspiracy
nuts debate about why
9/11 came about, and why.

What I want to know is:

What about Zacharias Moussawi,
the Al-Quaeda operative whose
current residence is the
high-security Supermax
prison in Florence, CO?

He attended a flight school
in Eagan, MN to learn to
fly a Boeing 747 jumbo jet
until a flight instructor
got suspicious and turned
him in.

If 9/11 was plotted by
our government and not
Al-Quaeda, how do you
explain Moussawi?


Just how much do you understand about how our government really operates?

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Sun 01/27/08 06:43 PM


Good post...drinker
If you are going to disagree, then at least disagree accurately & competently.
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hey Lordling...you still steamed over the fact that you couldn't give a rational explanation? ...dude let it go ...


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Had nothing to do with our exchange, laddie. As you were.

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Sun 01/27/08 06:11 PM
ohwell
Burned my love's initials into my left arm with a hot iron.

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Sun 01/27/08 06:10 PM

I have seen you tell people they are delusional for believing in God. I have seen it more than once in more than one topic.

"These criteria still live on in modern psychiatric diagnosis. In the most recent Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, a delusion is defined as:

A false belief based on incorrect inference about external reality that is firmly sustained despite what almost everybody else believes and despite what constitutes incontrovertible and obvious proof or evidence to the contrary. The belief is not one ordinarily accepted by other members of the person's culture or subculture (e.g., it is not an article of religious faith)"

Since God cannot be shown as a false belief, that there are a large number of people that believe in him, and that there is no obvious proof or evidence to the contrary, then according to psychiatric diagnosis these people are not delusional.


Also just because things cannot be seen or understood does not make them delusions and I stand by saying that your are using "An Argument from Ignorance". Absence of proof is not the proof of Absence.


Good post...drinker
If you are going to disagree, then at least disagree accurately & competently.
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Sun 01/27/08 05:53 PM
Now, Now.....It's a woman's prerogative to change her mind. happy

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Sun 01/27/08 05:51 PM

Well said sir. Didn't any of you see the crocodile hunter episode where he got to ride in an f-16? They even let him fly for a bit and the pilot was telling him how easy it was to steer once you are airborne.

As for a trailer tractor.. he said truck so I would think he meant truck. He didn't mention anyone learning how to operate a rig. If a kid was taught to operate one though I don't see why they wouldnt be able to.


A Boeing 767 does not handle, in any way, shape, form or fashion, like an F-16. Comparison: Luxury yacht vs. sport boat. I've flown a 737, an F-4, and an AirCobra; how about you?

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Sun 01/27/08 05:45 PM
foreplay longtime between the sheets

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Sun 01/27/08 05:39 PM
Is the kitchen sink the only one clogged? If yes, then here's what I did:

I went to the hardware store and bought a PVC cap that fit on the end of the dishwasher drain extension (don't have a dishwasher? Buy just the extension $1.99 and cap $1.99), and a really cheap green garden hose. Removed all the elbows, etc. from under the sink. Turned the drain extension around and shoved the unthreaded end into the metal drain pipe and tightened it up using the collar provided. Fastened one end of the garden hose to a hot water supply (I used the laundry room). Cut the other end off of the garden hose and connected it to the small tube on the side of the DW drain extension using a hose clamp. Turned hot water on full blast and waited until it dislodged the clog (you will hear it go). Worked like a charm for less than $10.00. Make sure the water is uber hot.
[WARNING] If hose begins to bulge, ABORT, ABORT! Get a better hose and try again.

The air compression gun will work well for small stationary clogs, but not so well for build-up in the pipes. They run between $16.00 & $45.00.

The only thing that works really well is a power snake (drain auger) attached to a drill.

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Sun 01/27/08 05:17 PM
every little thing she does is magic between the sheets

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Sun 01/27/08 04:53 PM


No, it shouldn't be changed. It was designed as a protection against a foreign power installing a "ringer" into office, and, in essence, taking over the reins of our government. It is not a perfect preventative measure, but it gives us some measure of assurance that someone with basic American values & loyalty will be elected. As we can see from the current administration, though, it doesn't always work out in our country's best interests.
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just popping in, hello m'Lord...


blushing ...m'Lady

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Sun 01/27/08 04:50 PM




I would think that the hard part would be getting these planes on target. Imagine trying to find your way accross the sky flying at 500 miles an hour, one small error and you overshoot your target...these limited pilots managed to go 3 for 4. I am still waiting for your facts jistme all you have done is go into denial. just a quick reminder b4 you go off into self delusion land...these "piolots" were trained "poorly" to fly small single engined aircraft...it would be like asking a high school kid to drive a truck right after he got his auto liscence.. and drive this truck to california without incident.drinker

Well there was a 15 yr old run away from Michigan who stole his parents care with his gf and drove it to louisiana .. 1000 miles. I do like how you ignore all the facts everyone else posts though. Tell ya what. If you do flight training, get a license, practice on a flight simulator, then steal a plain and try ramming it into a huge building at 500 mph and prove to me that its just too difficult then I will just have to disagree.


I believe he was referring to something a little more complex than "Mom's car"; a tractor-trailer rig for example?

He is also correct regarding his observation of the "terrorist's" piloting skills. Even the instructor at their flight school said that they were such poor pilots that there was no way they could have flown those jumbo jets, much less performed the aerial acrobatics required to accomplish their alleged feat of destruction.


aerial acrobats? They made a turn or two and pushed the controls downwards.

You say acrobats, like they were doing barrel rolls and such.

Anyone can fly a jumbo jet nowadays, at least in a basic function. All they'd need to know is how to steer, where they were heading, and how to make the plane go fast or slow.

And they did, and crashed into the two WTC Towers and the Pentagon.


I meant "alleged" as applies to "their" identities as "terrorists", and role as pilots, as popularized in the media.
A high level of piloting skill may not have been required at the WTC (though I've read statements by professional pilots to the contrary), but it most certainly was at the Pentagon.
Those jets respond sluggishly at best, and it would be like trying to thread a needle to do what they supposedly did considering their skill level. In my opinion (and I'm nowhere near alone) those planes were piloted by experts, remote controlled, or had their autopilot modified in-flight by someone who knew exactly how to bring them to target.
The Pentagon incident is extremely controversial, as there are many unanswered questions & inconsistencies in the type, location, and intensity of the damage physically observed at the site, compared with what should logically be present. Don't forget dozens of conflicting eyewitness reports (not an issue at the WTC).


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Sun 01/27/08 04:22 PM


I would think that the hard part would be getting these planes on target. Imagine trying to find your way accross the sky flying at 500 miles an hour, one small error and you overshoot your target...these limited pilots managed to go 3 for 4. I am still waiting for your facts jistme all you have done is go into denial. just a quick reminder b4 you go off into self delusion land...these "piolots" were trained "poorly" to fly small single engined aircraft...it would be like asking a high school kid to drive a truck right after he got his auto liscence.. and drive this truck to california without incident.drinker

Well there was a 15 yr old run away from Michigan who stole his parents care with his gf and drove it to louisiana .. 1000 miles. I do like how you ignore all the facts everyone else posts though. Tell ya what. If you do flight training, get a license, practice on a flight simulator, then steal a plain and try ramming it into a huge building at 500 mph and prove to me that its just too difficult then I will just have to disagree.


I believe he was referring to something a little more complex than "Mom's car"; a tractor-trailer rig for example?

He is also correct regarding his observation of the "terrorist's" piloting skills. Even the instructor at their flight school said that they were such poor pilots that there was no way they could have flown those jumbo jets, much less performed the aerial acrobatics required to accomplish their alleged feat of destruction.