Escargot, Moose, Deer, Cow, Haggis<<>>Scotland Sheeps heart, liver, "Guts" minced and boiled inside the stomach with spices

Caviar, Rattle snake, Tripe, and the Ex's cooking the last one was hard to swallow ...she boiled water to make eggs..took her 6 eggs to figure out why there were exploding.."need to put them in cold water then boil them" lol

Allied Waste Services. Advance Landscaping Co. Wal-Mart Tire Repair Center

Theres 3 men right there!

Quote : ugly gals need love too!.......but they gotta pay! (Quagmire Family guy)

so you like a man in uniform

Rio de Janeiro and see the Statue Of Christ The Redeemer

And see the (Ca-po-era) is a form of martial art that combines self-defense with music and acrobatics. It's so graceful

Ireland : See the foggy mist kissing the top of a castle while standing on a cobble stone road with a sea breaze passing under your nose ....Its been alot better there now

This garlicky sauce from Argentina is great spooned over beef or chicken ...even just on a nice bun or lighty toasted french bread

1 cup (packed) fresh Italian parsley
1/2 cup olive oil
1/3 cup red wine vinegar
1/4 cup (packed) fresh cilantro
2 garlic cloves, peeled
3/4 teaspoon dried crushed red pepper
1/2 teaspoon ground cumin
1/2 teaspoon salt

Puree all ingredients in processor. Transfer to bowl. (Can be made 2 hours ahead. Cover and let stand at room temperature.)

5-i love you - lets have sex now

5-i love you - I'm in crap! - i love you too - Yup and your going to pay lol

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas . Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, he bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife,'Notice anything different about me?'

Margaret looked him over, 'Nope'.

Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into th e kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'

Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!'

Furious, Bert yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?'

'Nope', she replied.

'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'

Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, 'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat.'

Thank you. was never the poet type of guy just have them in my head when i see things around me (((today it was hot )))

It wouldn't be for time shares !

Mother

I know of all the times you have been there for me.

Providing me with means of shelter.

Giving me substance when others go without.

Gracing me with your warm inbrace when you were cold and bitter

But times are changing, Generations forget, Love changes for despair.

Now your old and tired, No longer able to give, Just yearning for sleep.

Still fighting back just to make a stand.

But we still take take take, Even when we know someday it will all end.

Your rivers will no longer flow like hair.

Flowers will never grow to shine apon your face.

I'll miss you mother.

In my heart you'll always have a place.


Stop global warming!

James

I'm scared of heights! lol

Anyone up for time shares on some swamp land in florada? lol

Oh, I have slipped the surly bonds of earth

And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings;

Sunward I've climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth

Of sun-split clouds...and done a hundred things

You have not dreamed of...wheeled and soared and swung

High in the sunlit silence. Hov'ring there,

I've chased the shouting wind along, and flung

My eager craft through footless halls of air.

Up, up the long, delirious, burning blue

I've topped the windswept heights with easy grace

Where never lark, or even eagle flew.

And, while with silent, lifting mind I've trod

The high untrespassed sanctity of space

Put out my hand, and touched the face of God

At that point you need no more wine lol

Seeing you have no picture up what ya doing friday night? lol

LoL that was my B-day blind date (suzy)

my friends added a black eye on her and scars so she would fit in the local bar ;lol