1-i am hungry - i am hungry
2-i am sleepy - i am sleepy
3-i am tired - i am tired
4- nice dress - nice cleavage
5-i love you - lets have sex now
6-i am bored - do you want to have sex?
7-may i have this dance- - i would like to have sex with you
8-can i call you sometime - i would like to have sex with you
9do you want to go to a movie - i would like to have sex with you
10-can i take you out to dinner - i would like to have sex with you
11-those shoes dont go with that outfit - i'm gay

I love you DEbbie!

And true too!

cute

I got another

Hello =(I want to have sex with you)

We can't all be that transparent, can we?

Yes!! Every guy I talk to stares at my chest....I SO want to grab their chin & direct them to my face and say...."I'm up here!!!"

Of course, I got a great set of er.... I can see both sides of the coin....

oh my.

How did you brake our Code

it wasnt that hard..ok it tokk me twenty years of hard slog

These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say...

"IT'S A GUY THING"
"There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
"Why isn't it already on the table?"

"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"
Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
"I have no idea how it works."

"TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
"I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
"Are you still talking?"

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
"I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car
I've ever owned.. but I forgot your birthday."

"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
"I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."
"And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

"I CAN'T FIND IT."
"It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
"What did you catch me at?"

"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
"No one will ever see us alive again."

"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."
Translated:* "I make the messes; she cleans them up."

I want to have sex...with you........