are we there yet?
WHAT I WIN???????

Just me>>>

I'm Canadian. Anytime i want to do something i have to go south.

My National emblem is a beaver..

I can touch my nose and knot a cherry stem with my tongue

I own a cat not a dog.

and if i could do what he is doing right now i would never have to leave my house..

I tryied once....and fell off the couch

The same time that royal ettiquette quote was made chastity belts wear still around crossing anything down there wasn't eazy!

Britney couldn't find one in trailer trash blue

my friend told me to get a rose on my b00b and when i get really old it could be a long-stemmed rose

The only embarrassing thing about it is that everyone here is on the same page but you. But thanks for the help you made it in to a covo without a tigger nor tiger ...ladies this ones single!!! hurry while supplys last !

i hade a Timberwolf / Malamute ? named tigger cause of the strips of color

Never fart in a fully sealed air inducted paint suit

lol

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?

well your not fat anyways ...wanta make log cabin?

I know i seen you with the axe helping the girl up

if a fat gal falls in the woods do the trees laugh?

My work we have paint suits (almost air tight) Paint mask and a downdraft windy booth ..the bad thing is its all guys :(

Before you start remember its only jokes theres no bashing on someone post them here and rememeber all in fun.......

This is an actual radio conversation between a United States Navy aircraft carrier (U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln) and Canadian authorities off the coast off Newfoundland in October 1995. (The radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on 10/10/95 as authorized by the Freedom of Information Act.)

CANADIANS:
Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

AMERICANS:
Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

CANADIANS:
Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

AMERICANS:
This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

CANADIANS:
No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.

AMERICANS:
This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln. The second largest ship in the United States Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers, and numerous support vessels. I demand that you change your course15 degrees north...
I say again...That's one-five degrees north.... or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship!

CANADIANS:
We are a lighthouse. Your call

I bet you gave him old spice at the X-mas party didn't you lol

After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, “Hey Senor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.” The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, “I’d like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser.” The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says, “I’d like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.” He gets it.

The guy from Molson sits down and says, “Give me a Coke.” The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, “Why aren’t you drinking a Molson’s?”

The Molson president replies, “Well, I figured if you guys aren’t drinking beer, neither would I

BTW the beer in the pic ..molsons!

Aww ....meh! dammit im at a loss of words

Maybe juice and pepper spray

aww so your the one that saw us in the window tisk tisk tisk

maybe? is he rich?