Talking more than they probably should: venting, hurt, upset.

Asking loads of questions: advice/feedback.

Most trials in life are done alone. Private people don't notice it often.

No they live on in fiction literature.
IRL, remains to be seen.

There's cutting people out of your life who hurt you and then there is being an adult baby for attention. The latter is immature, the former is needed.

Just make sure it's moist and attached to a gravy boat.
Turkey-wise.

Hmm, I think when you're in a hormonal race to catch up to everyone who is in a relationship you do this. If you aren't in a hurry then it just happens, the question is if you suppress it or not.

Always. How else are you going to judge someone besides their looks?

Who made up those lies?

First message?
Gotta go with:
"Are your pay checks higher than mine?"
Cuz that chit matters.

Santa's a business man anyway, the love is a given. It all works out for everyone.

I realize I really hate to describe things in life as a good old cliche but yet again, I'm being pulled into that direction by a message I got from a dude I'd just told, again, I'm not into dating and relationships as of now.

The message is as follows:

"U know... I hear u... Sometimes I don't think I'm in the right place for dating or relationships either.. I had a BAD break up in the spring time about 2 months before I started talking to u. But I think you are an interesting person. So if u would be open to taking it light and starting off as friend I'm totally down with that. And perhaps that would better for me too. Would u be open to grabbing a cup of joe with me?"

Where's the nearest cheese grader so I can run my face on it? Dude, I flat out told you no three times. Why do guys keep doing this? I am passed the stage of mild annoyance and more into the comedic aspects of this guy's bravado of going in for a fourth time after the emphatic no was shoved forward. Any ladies have this happen to them recently?

I find giving money much more personal than buying a gift.

Articulate and assertive men are hard to come by. Most of the time you run across a man who's exaggerating how great his life is just for show. Rarely is it someone who knows and is secure in who he is without being such a cold-hearted pric.k.

Wow dahling, everything I say behind your back is true.

No because it's rare and almost surreal looking back on it.

Hate that Nathan Lane doesn't bat for my team.

Err I can't speak from experience. They don't exist in my habitat.

You left your reading glasses at my place...dude.

But a CUTE one.

He'll get burned goodly, so says my avatar icon.