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Topic: Condensing
Beachfarmer's photo
Tue 11/25/14 01:04 AM
rofl

Just realized that I didn't even obey my own thread!

:laughing:

Beachfarmer's photo
Tue 11/25/14 01:04 AM
Ever get tired of reading long-azz introductions to threads?

I've worked hard. I'm a "run-on'er". (I'm sure that's not a word. Don't hate, Grammar Biotches!)

Say what you mean in 3 short sentences (or LESS)......



You have SO much to say, don't you? pitchfork Bwahahahaha Keep it short!

Hightrek's photo
Tue 11/25/14 01:19 AM
I like big butts and I cannot lie.


what

Beachfarmer's photo
Tue 11/25/14 01:26 AM

I like big butts and I cannot lie.


what


laugh

K... You are a jerkazz...and that is TRUE!drinker

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Tue 11/25/14 04:13 AM
Yessss! I DID IT!!! Do I get a prize?
:banana:

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Tue 11/25/14 04:13 AM

Ever get tired of reading long-azz introductions to threads?

I've worked hard. I'm a "run-on'er". (I'm sure that's not a word. Don't hate, Grammar Biotches!)

Say what you mean in 3 short sentences (or LESS)......



You have SO much to say, don't you? pitchfork Bwahahahaha Keep it short!

Hmmfff I feel personally attacked now .. lol. Would it help if I use very small font? But then ppl with reading glasses will get upset.. hmmm.. decisions decisions ..
Anyway.. I will not condense cos a bloke tells me to.. grmble.. been there and stuff.. chucked the t-shirt shades Think I exceeded the 3 sentence rule now... not sure till I click "post reply"..

Argo's photo
Tue 11/25/14 04:26 AM
you win 5 more lines...ba--ding...!

Rock's photo
Tue 11/25/14 04:42 AM
Didn't read it.

Dodo_David's photo
Tue 11/25/14 04:47 AM
Edited by Dodo_David on Tue 11/25/14 04:49 AM
When I read the title of this thread, I thought it was about ...



slaphead

no photo
Tue 11/25/14 04:50 AM

Ever get tired of reading long-azz introductions to threads?

I've worked hard. I'm a "run-on'er". (I'm sure that's not a word. Don't hate, Grammar Biotches!)

Say what you mean in 3 short sentences (or LESS)......



You have SO much to say, don't you? pitchfork Bwahahahaha Keep it short!


Wonder why Beach is spending so much time in the complaint departmentwhat ...If I didn't know better, I would guess PMS....Beach is there anything YOU want to tell US?.....:tongue:

Dodo_David's photo
Tue 11/25/14 05:01 AM


Ever get tired of reading long-azz introductions to threads?

I've worked hard. I'm a "run-on'er". (I'm sure that's not a word. Don't hate, Grammar Biotches!)

Say what you mean in 3 short sentences (or LESS)......



You have SO much to say, don't you? pitchfork Bwahahahaha Keep it short!


Wonder why Beach is spending so much time in the complaint departmentwhat ...If I didn't know better, I would guess PMS....Beach is there anything YOU want to tell US?.....:tongue:


The manager of the complaint department is Helen Waite.
So, Beach and all others should take their complaints to ... Oh, forget it.

mrld_ii's photo
Tue 11/25/14 07:04 AM
...
Say what you mean in 3 short sentences (or LESS)......


No. I. Won't.



no photo
Tue 11/25/14 07:18 AM
oh...............ah............um...............hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.laugh

Beachfarmer's photo
Tue 11/25/14 07:49 AM


Ever get tired of reading long-azz introductions to threads?

I've worked hard. I'm a "run-on'er". (I'm sure that's not a word. Don't hate, Grammar Biotches!)

Say what you mean in 3 short sentences (or LESS)......



You have SO much to say, don't you? pitchfork Bwahahahaha Keep it short!


Wonder why Beach is spending so much time in the complaint departmentwhat ...If I didn't know better, I would guess PMS....Beach is there anything YOU want to tell US?.....:tongue:


Working on writing skills.
Saying more with less and that is all.
Surprised at sexist slant that might even offend YOU at times.:wink:

no photo
Tue 11/25/14 08:27 AM
Edited by Leigh2154 on Tue 11/25/14 08:38 AM



Ever get tired of reading long-azz introductions to threads?

I've worked hard. I'm a "run-on'er". (I'm sure that's not a word. Don't hate, Grammar Biotches!)

Say what you mean in 3 short sentences (or LESS)......



You have SO much to say, don't you? pitchfork Bwahahahaha Keep it short!


Wonder why Beach is spending so much time in the complaint departmentwhat ...If I didn't know better, I would guess PMS....Beach is there anything YOU want to tell US?.....:tongue:


Working on writing skills.
Saying more with less and that is all.
Surprised at sexist slant that might even offend YOU at times.:wink:


I'm sorry babe, it's that time of the month....AND I was j/k!ohwell

Beachfarmer's photo
Tue 11/25/14 08:39 AM




Ever get tired of reading long-azz introductions to threads?

I've worked hard. I'm a "run-on'er". (I'm sure that's not a word. Don't hate, Grammar Biotches!)

Say what you mean in 3 short sentences (or LESS)......



You have SO much to say, don't you? pitchfork Bwahahahaha Keep it short!


Wonder why Beach is spending so much time in the complaint departmentwhat ...If I didn't know better, I would guess PMS....Beach is there anything YOU want to tell US?.....:tongue:


Working on writing skills.
Saying more with less and that is all.
Surprised at sexist slant that might even offend YOU at times.:wink:


I'm sorry babe, it that time of the month....


Aaaaw, does anyone who might rebut what you say automatically lead to the red dragon.Sorry to hear that laugh :tongue:

no photo
Tue 11/25/14 08:40 AM





Ever get tired of reading long-azz introductions to threads?

I've worked hard. I'm a "run-on'er". (I'm sure that's not a word. Don't hate, Grammar Biotches!)

Say what you mean in 3 short sentences (or LESS)......



You have SO much to say, don't you? pitchfork Bwahahahaha Keep it short!


Wonder why Beach is spending so much time in the complaint departmentwhat ...If I didn't know better, I would guess PMS....Beach is there anything YOU want to tell US?.....:tongue:


Working on writing skills.
Saying more with less and that is all.
Surprised at sexist slant that might even offend YOU at times.:wink:


I'm sorry babe, it's that time of the month....


Aaaaw, does anyone who might rebut what you say automatically lead to the red dragon.Sorry to hear that laugh :tongue:


Heck no...:angel:

Happy turkey day Beach!flowerforyou

Beachfarmer's photo
Tue 11/25/14 08:47 AM






Ever get tired of reading long-azz introductions to threads?

I've worked hard. I'm a "run-on'er". (I'm sure that's not a word. Don't hate, Grammar Biotches!)

Say what you mean in 3 short sentences (or LESS)......



You have SO much to say, don't you? pitchfork Bwahahahaha Keep it short!


Wonder why Beach is spending so much time in the complaint departmentwhat ...If I didn't know better, I would guess PMS....Beach is there anything YOU want to tell US?.....:tongue:


Working on writing skills.
Saying more with less and that is all.
Surprised at sexist slant that might even offend YOU at times.:wink:


I'm sorry babe, it's that time of the month....


Aaaaw, does anyone who might rebut what you say automatically lead to the red dragon.Sorry to hear that laugh :tongue:


Heck no...:angel:

Happy turkey day Beach!flowerforyou


smitten flowers

no1phD's photo
Tue 11/25/14 08:48 AM
sorry... I know! I tend to carry on for way too long... but to be honest I say that in my profile as well..

.... I will try to keep it down to..
... just some basic ..grunts and groans..
caveman style..grrrr..grr.grrgrr....ahh.grrrrr..bu grrr.grr...g4rrrrrrr

Awatersign's photo
Tue 11/25/14 09:54 AM
Edited by Awatersign on Tue 11/25/14 09:54 AM
I like to keep it short and i hardly read the long ones!!

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