im totally real well most of me only fake thing is my right eye
i live in the land of buckeyes p.s. even if there sucking big this year
my names rob im 5ft9 and 165 pounds i have blonde hair and blue eyes
i have 15 tattoos 7 on each arm and 1 on my chest
lets see i like the outdoors
im a animal person when they arent trying to make me a meal
i love to cook i can bake grill or cook anything
but the thing i can do better is write anything from love to heart break to erotic storys
i want to find a nice sweet girl who wants to be loved and have fun

im totally real well most of me only fake thing is my right eye
i live in the land of buckeyes p.s. even if there sucking big this year
my names rob im 5ft9 and 165 pounds i have blonde hair and blue eyes
i have 15 tattoos 7 on each arm and 1 on my chest
lets see i like the outdoors
im a animal person when they arent trying to make me a meal
i love to cook i can bake grill or cook anything
but the thing i can do better is write anything from love to heart break to erotic storys
i want to find a nice sweet girl who wants to be loved and have fun

once upon a time at a baseball stadium maybe near you something wild happened.
It was a hot summer day the beer was cold the hot dogs were cheap and the scored was tied and well a funny thing happened to me.
The batter hit a line drive to the outfield it was going foul and me being be I dove over the side of the wall.
And well my pants got catch and well they began to slowly rip and before I could get the ball my pants fall and there I was hanging by my leg bare assed for everyone to see that's right my skinny white *** was on the giant tv screen mooning all 25000 people at the game. P.s. I did get asked for autographs after the game

The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!

i posted some of them in my pics

i will i have most on my facebook page

my two new ones are a evil pumpkin looks like a grim reaper and my other is a insane wabbit weilding a hand gun
my old ones are 3 stars,wiley coyote,a pokemon and a cat on the moon on my left arm
i have a broken heart on my chest
on my right arm i have a web with two spiders,roadrunner,a scorpian,the thundercat head and hammerhead shark

thats true i have a total of 15 so far 7 on each arm and 1 on my chest

Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.

That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.
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Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine" (See #1).

Five Minutes - If getting dressed, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.)

Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go.

Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about "Nothing." (See #3)

Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!)

Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, see #3.)

Things to Never Say to a Woman During an Argument Whoa, time out. Football is on. Sorry. I was just picturing you naked. Is there any way we can do this via e-mail? Don't you have some laundry to do or something? You are so cute when you get mad. You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread. Wait a minute - I get it. What time of the month is it? You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one? Looks like someone had an extra bowl of ***** flakes this morning! Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.

all my friends think im crazy for all my tattoos to me there part of me like works of art that are alive most of my tattoos are for poems i have written and others because i feel they show parts of who i am
i tell them there just scared of getting one?

All the pain,sorrow and agony you caused me
Has transformed into the dark rider of the night
he's hunting you so beware
Its helpless to run your scent can be tasted on the wind
Hiding won't work either
... Your heart beats will give you away
But that's what's he's after the very thing you broke of mine
Once he obtains yours i think hell will be a prefect place for yours

Once upon a time in the sunshine state there was a pretty bastard.
One day he was at the beach swimming way way out in the ocean blue a giant wave hits him.
As he surfaces he realizes that his lucky aquaman speedos are missing and he is buck *** naked.
Then he sees all the other swimmers going to shore he thinks hell I can't be that scary and thought they must be getting cameras to take a picture ...of one of the 8 wonders of the world.
But nope it wasn't that it was a shark in area alert and well 10 to 15 little sharks were swimming all around him and as 1 swam between his legs and touch ole gigglestick well let's say jesus isn't the only man to walk on water.
Lucky for him hector is still otay

What love really is once there was the moon her beauty was so great every planet wanted her just for her beautiful body yet she only had eyes for a lonely star a wild guy that was one of a kind everyday they fell farther in love intil a rouge comet that cast the star to earth falling from the night sky forever.the moon fell lost storm clouds surrounded her filling the sky with her sorrow the earth... was showered with her pain then one night as she couldn't take it anymore a great howl from the dark woods on earth called out to her. The clouds disappeared and the howls grew louder each nite calling to her each nite.the the lonely star that fell to earth formed into a beast and each nite as the moon grows bigger and brighter he howls his love to her intil there are once again together

heartache is the worst feeling in the world.
Its like a knife into your very heart driving deep into your soul.
After time your wounds heal but your heart and soul are scarred forever.
Heartache is wanting the pitch dark of the night to blind you so you wont ever see beauty ever again.
You try poisoning your mind and drowning your bodys pain with liquior but by the end of the night the empty bottl...e reminds you of you hollow heart you feel lost and numb and nothing can ease your pain.
Once your heart felt the sweet touch of heaven her touch soothed the beast in you,her scent made your body go limp and her very kiss captured you the moment they were on your lips.
But out of the darkness the hands of hell grasped your heart taking it to hell a inferno of satans evil burned away all the love you ever had for her.
heartache the worst feeling in the world

Why cant i find love i mean
Hell i have written hundreds of poems about it
I look kinda good not brad pitt good more like funny looking like beavis good
And me naked is good from a distance
Well with sex im not porn star great more like a little kid playing with legos give me time and u will see something amazing

I'm just a broken hearted monster
You never really see me
only in your nightmares
I'm the creature that lurks under your bed
The thing hiding in your closet
... I bring fear to your heart
But your more excited then scared
because you can't lie to meI know your every thoughtI can see your feelings on your face
And without a doubt you love me
But I sit here in the dark a broken hearted monster
Waiting for you to release me from my pain

A soulmate is one that not only has a connection with your body but also with your mind
Its 2 minds as 1
You love each other no matter what
Knowing each other like you know youself
No matter how far apart you maybe
... ...Both your hearts are together
Its like they are sewed into one soul
2 hearts become one
That's what a soulmate is

I wonder who was the prey
The wolf or little red
Shes a beautiful woman
Her looks you think she be prey
But shes the prefect hunter
... Using her curves her scent her heart to lure the beast closer
The woods are dark shes scared but also excited
From thw darkness yellow eyes appear
What is the wolf after
Better yet what is little red hunting for?

God created everything from heaven above
Hell that's below us
And the world we walk on
He makes the sun shine
The rain fall from the sky
... He can bring life then take it all away
Yet the creator of universe
can't begin to explain a woman's heart
Its a unsolved puzzle us men must put together