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Sat 11/12/11 01:56 PM
dont know if i will love again
its something my heart is feeling
can i love again
like i have loved you

if we are meant to be together it will happen
its what my friends have said to me
im just scared i wont find another
i will just die alone

dont know if i will love again
beginning to really miss you
can i ever love again
i find myself writing another heartache poem about you

i lay awake at night
fighting trying not to sleep
because you in my dreams
then i cry because i dont have you

just know i will always love you
that is something you cant forget
and that put my soul at ease

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Sat 11/12/11 01:55 PM
15 Things To Do At Walmart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

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Fri 11/11/11 12:39 PM
She was in the hospital
For a heart transplant
As she laid there waiting to go into surgry he begins to cry
She wipes away his tears
They tell each other i love you as nurses take her away
She wakes up hours later
And ask the nurse where is he at
The nurse says didnt no one tell you
And she hands her a letter
It said it is yours always has and always will be yours
I love you

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Fri 11/11/11 11:09 AM
Comparing Men to Dogs
How Dogs and Men Are the Same<

1. Both take up too much space on the bed.

2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning

3. Both mark their territory

4. Neither tells you what's bothering them

5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous

6. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches

7. Neither does any dishes

8. Both fart shamelessly

9. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut

10. Both like dominance games

11. Both are suspicious of the postman

12. Neither understands what you see in cats

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Fri 11/11/11 11:08 AM
She was in the hospital
For a heart transplant
As she laid there waiting to go into surgry he begins to cry
She wipes away his tears
They tell each other i love you as nurses take her away
She wakes up hours later
And ask the nurse where is he at
The nurse says didnt no one tell you
And she hands her a letter
It said it is yours always has and always will be yours
I love you

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Fri 11/11/11 11:06 AM
Down South Bumper Stickers
=> The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

=> I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

=> Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

=> I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

=> WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

=> You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

=> BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

=> I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.

=> So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!

=> I'm just driving this way to piss you off.

=> Keep honking, I'm reloading.

=> As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

=> I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

=> Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

=> Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

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Fri 11/11/11 11:05 AM
here in the dark i am alone.
the darkness has become my home

as i sit here in the dark i can only think of her
dreaming of a love that wont ever be

she was my light in my dark world
But now its just dark without light

here i am in the dark

all the tears i have cried for her it took a little bit of light each day
with each day she took parts of my heart

I loved her like no man come but she never loved me

here i am in the dark

not all my heart break can keep me away
i want to have you all to myself

here in the dark i am alone.
the darkness has become my home

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Fri 11/11/11 10:22 AM
which mario there are tons ole mario or mario 2 or mario 3 or mario sunshine or mario galaxy

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Thu 11/10/11 09:31 AM
God may be the creator of the
Earth i live on and walk on
The stars i wish on each night
The animals i roam with
Even the heavens i pray to and the help i fear
But I'm sorry god you can't control fate you may control my soul
But it may be a sin only one person will have my love and heart

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Thu 11/10/11 09:29 AM
whats your favorite video game?
mine is wind waker

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Thu 11/10/11 09:25 AM
I WROTE THIS BECAUSE I ONCE HAD MY HEART BROKEN BREAKING IT INTO PIECES YET IT TAKES A STRANGER TO MEND SOMETHING I THOUGHT COULDNT BE FIXED





In the darkiest parts of my heart
Being killed by your poison
My old love turned my heart into a hollow cold place
I'm just a fool
You never needed my love
I didn't deserve to have my heart pulled out
Was I just a toy of pleasure to you
I look in the mirror and don't even know who I see any more
You made me go back to who I was
A man filled with rage,hate and so damn cold hearted
There are days I want to die and be buried so I can't feel pain anymore
I am not the most prefect man
I'm just a lost soul waiting for its mate
You made me feel different
But all you ever did was lie to me
I know I will find better
Just give back my heart for you are not its keeper
So I can finally give it to someone that deserves it
Just a lonely heart wanting to truly be loved

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Thu 11/10/11 09:09 AM
with all the trouble in lion country.
can they win the rest of the way?

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Thu 11/10/11 09:08 AM
He waved down a taxi as one stopped he noticed another passenger.
She was a blonde with long hair,legs and very short skirt.
He gets in tells the driver where he wants to go they have small talk and he can't keep his eyes off her she's all smiles and a lot of body.
The driver stops they end up in a traffic jam the drive yells out the window and someone yells there was a accident up ahead.
It was summer and hotter then. hell.
The woman took ice from the guys cooler and rubbed her chest her white tank top now dipping wet showing her nipples the man is getting excited then she moves the ice to her thighs higher and higher she goes intil she reveals that no panties at all.
She smiles as she sees the bulg in his pants grow she leans in next to him whispers and takes his head down to her lap.
He lifts her skirt smells the sweet scent of her ***** and desends onto it he touchs her **** gently as his tongue slithers in tickling her enter walls swirling all about.
She moans is pleasure and with one hand pushes him down harder and with the other unzips his fly releasing his cock.
She let's go of his head and kisses him hard as she leaps in his lap her lil ***** is speared by his cock all 8 inchs slowly disappear into her she wiggles back and fourth grinding hard on him he bites his tongue he rips of her tank top and she pulls out and turns around and drops back onto him now pushing her D cup breast in his face he eats them up licking,sucking,kissing even biting them.
She pulls out and slides down to the floor she grasp his cock and as she squeezes his balls licks her way up his shaft intil she swallows him whole but before he explodes she takes his cock bewteen her breast pushing her **** together tightier and tightier intil he cums all over them.
She climbs up on the seat on all fours lifts her *** up and he thrust his cock into it in and out she screams so loud the driver hits the horn.
She takes his free hand puts it bewteen her legs and his 4 fingers explore her ***** intil his fingers are covered in her wetness.
The taxi begins to move the windows are so steamy the driver can't see the two get dressed and finally get dropped off.
They pay there fee and the driver says where's my tip the guy and woman laugh and say u got it alrerady

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Thu 11/10/11 08:59 AM
Words can't describe how I love you
What I'm feeling inside
It feels like I'm dying each day
I'm to scared to say that three letter word
I get nervous by hearing your voice
My heart races and body freezes up by seeing you
Wish you felt the same
How much time would it take because I will wait
I want to walk away
But everytime I think of you all the feelings come back
In the depths of my soul I know we meant to be
I will leave you alone
Only wish I knew what to do
You are scared to be cheated on,to be lied to and hurt again
That was the past and this in now
I will love you no matter what
Loyal to only you and protect you with my life
Don't be scared to feel love again
Just open your heart let me in

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Wed 11/09/11 01:04 PM
The scorpion lurks where no man can see.it makes its home in a place so silky smooth it can make your hand termable by just touching it.A creature that can put fear in you and now excite you.With claws to pinch you into fright and a stinger to poke you into delight so be afraid of this special creature of the night.The scorpion lurks where no man can see.it makes its home in a place so silky smooth it can make your hand termable by just touching it.A creature that can put fear in you and now excite you.With claws to pinch you into fright and a stinger to poke you into delight so be afraid of this special creature of the night

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Wed 11/09/11 12:54 PM
He just got off work he went over to the store to get food
As he was walking out she came in holding another guys hand
She texted him saying it wasnt her that she loved him but he knew it was a lie
He was hurt and heart broken
Wanted her to pay for what she did
So he came up with a plan
He pretended to be the other guy he asked to meet at a motel
He waited for her in the room
It was dark so she couldnt see his face he asked her to sit on the bed she sat down and he walked over she began to speak he put his fingers on her lips as he blindfolder her
He slowly layed her down stripping each article of clothing
He started kissing her neck licking each of her star tattoos
She giggled and asked u going to say something but right then he kissed her hard making her shut up she grasped as his fingers slide down her down over her breast down her body around her scorpian tattoo parting her ***** ticking her with each finger
She scrarched his chest as he ventured to her breast each one getting attention licking,sucking and biting each
His mouth kissing down her belly intil he gets to her inner thigh her scorpian is deadly but can be tamed he kisses it she laughs
She digs her nails into his head as his head gets buried into her ***** his tongue dives deep into her but its not enough he stops his oral action
Climbs onto her body and he releases his animal regets there bodys finally become one
He finally has what hes want her body near to his as they lay there hot and soaking wet
She removed blindfold to see not who she thought it was
He said i told you i get you back

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Tue 11/08/11 01:22 PM
not even god can help the redskins

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Tue 11/08/11 01:21 PM
The moment I looked in your eyes I was in love.
I remember that day always.
We were at are favorite place
We sat looking at the sky watching storm clouds brew.
I wanted to get out of the rain but you took my hand and said stay.
We held each other as the rain soaked are bodys.
I pushed you closer to me kissing the rain off each others lips.
I never tasted the rain like this before I didn't want this to stop.
we kissed intil the sun finally broke through the clouds.
Not a day goes by that I don't think about the day we tasted the rain.
Never again will I taste the raindrops The way I did with you

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Tue 11/08/11 01:17 PM
every night i prayed to god but he never answered me.
i even danced with the devil by the pale moon light.
hell i even jumped on a stump and played a fiddle
i searched but only found three leafs clovers
spend alot of nights looking into the sky for a fallling star
but not even praying,selling my soul and wishing
can get you out of my heart

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Tue 11/08/11 11:19 AM
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. "I finished the Oreo's."

16. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs forty pounds."

15. "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby."

14. "I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever."

13. "Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 25th is the SuperBowl."

12. "Darned if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella."

11. "Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt."

10. "Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!"

9. "I'm jealous. Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?"

8. "Are your ankles supposed to look like that?"

7. "Get your *own* ice cream."

6. "Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today."

5. "Got milk?"

4. "Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney."

3. "Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!"

2. "Retaining water ? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water."

And the Number 1 Fatal Thing To Say If Your Wife Is Pregnant..

1. "You don't have the guts to pull that trigger."