Once upon a time in the sunshine state there was a pretty bastard.
One day he was at the beach swimming way way out in the ocean blue a giant wave hits him.
As he surfaces he realizes that his lucky aquaman speedos are missing and he is buck *** naked.
Then he sees all the other swimmers going to shore he thinks hell I can't be that scary and thought they must be getting cameras to take a picture ...of one of the 8 wonders of the world.
But nope it wasn't that it was a shark in area alert and well 10 to 15 little sharks were swimming all around him and as 1 swam between his legs and touch ole gigglestick well let's say jesus isn't the only man to walk on water.
Lucky for him hector is still otay