once upon a time at a baseball stadium maybe near you something wild happened.
It was a hot summer day the beer was cold the hot dogs were cheap and the scored was tied and well a funny thing happened to me.
The batter hit a line drive to the outfield it was going foul and me being be I dove over the side of the wall.
And well my pants got catch and well they began to slowly rip and before I could get the ball my pants fall and there I was hanging by my leg bare assed for everyone to see that's right my skinny white *** was on the giant tv screen mooning all 25000 people at the game. P.s. I did get asked for autographs after the game

at least i catch the ball