Things to Never Say to a Woman During an Argument Whoa, time out. Football is on. Sorry. I was just picturing you naked. Is there any way we can do this via e-mail? Don't you have some laundry to do or something? You are so cute when you get mad. You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread. Wait a minute - I get it. What time of the month is it? You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one? Looks like someone had an extra bowl of ***** flakes this morning! Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.