I see a lot of doctors and they always finish the appointment by asking "is there anything else you'd like to talk about?"

so I was at the doctor in Lubbock last week. It had been a long appointment lots of sitting around waiting and I was getting kind of bored and impatient. Which is a bad combination for me. I shouldnt have done it but I just couldnt help myself

He finished up the exam and said "is there anything else you'd like to talk about?"

and I said, "Yes, my testicles"

He said "What about your testicles?"

I said "They make a noise. Kind of a hum"

So he had me drop my pants and he took my testicles in his hand and got down close and listened for a few minutes. He said "I don't hear anything"

and I told him "It only happens in the dark"

So he turned out the lights in the room and took my testicles in his hand. I could tell he was really close listening cause his beard tickled

By this time I was feeling kinda guilty for messing with him so I went "hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

He jumped up and said "you made that sound with your mouth!"

sighhhhhh

now I have to find a new doctor

This wasnt the pic i was looking for but it will have to do!

So, you murdered someone, and you need to dispose of the body.

How do you do it?

Hi Jasmin...just got an idea:

Have you by any chance, got a "Bazooka(portable rocket launcher)?

"Swarming is the natural means of reproduction of honey bee colonies. A new honey bee colony is formed when the queen bee leaves the colony with a large group of worker bees, a process called swarming. In the prime swarm, about 60% of the worker bees leave the original hive location with the old queen.

A swarm of bees sometimes frightens people, though the bees are usually not aggressive at this stage of their life cycle. This is principally due to the swarming bees' lack of a hive to defend and their interest in finding a new nesting location for their queen. This does not mean that bees from a swarm will not attack if they perceive a threat; however, most bees only attack in response to intrusions against their hive. Swarm clusters, hanging off of a tree branch, will move on and find a suitable nesting location in a day or two."

-wiki

also, North America has lost over a third of its bee population to the Hive Collapse Disorder and are becoming endangered. try not to kill em

this is the time of year when bees split off from the hive with a new queen and set off to colonize. They'll fly miles and miles in a day and then stop to rest.

I bet by tomorrow they are all gone