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Edited by
Quietman_2009
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Sat 09/19/09 09:55 AM
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I see a lot of doctors and they always finish the appointment by asking "is there anything else you'd like to talk about?"
so I was at the doctor in Lubbock last week. It had been a long appointment lots of sitting around waiting and I was getting kind of bored and impatient. Which is a bad combination for me. I shouldnt have done it but I just couldnt help myself He finished up the exam and said "is there anything else you'd like to talk about?" and I said, "Yes, my testicles" He said "What about your testicles?" I said "They make a noise. Kind of a hum" So he had me drop my pants and he took my testicles in his hand and got down close and listened for a few minutes. He said "I don't hear anything" and I told him "It only happens in the dark" So he turned out the lights in the room and took my testicles in his hand. I could tell he was really close listening cause his beard tickled By this time I was feeling kinda guilty for messing with him so I went "hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" He jumped up and said "you made that sound with your mouth!" sighhhhhh now I have to find a new doctor |
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bwhahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!!
 
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that was good
not a very bright Dr...
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Serves you right.
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your so bad That can't be true.
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Too freakin' funny!
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Funny as hell..
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I believe that this story is entirely true..
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Edited by
Quietman_2009
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Sat 09/19/09 10:22 AM
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I wish I wouldn't do stuff like that. There's always somebody mad at me for messin with em. but then sometimes people are sooo gullible
I think its someting to do with my Adult Attention Deficit thing |
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Still giggling
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I believe that this story is entirely true..
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I believe that this story is entirely true..
Well now that you mention it.. I went to the dentist yesterday, and he was fiddling around in my mouth, he asked me 'Have you had oral sex lately sir?' 'Why?' i said 'Have i got a pubic hair in my teeth'? 'No' he said, 'you've got a lump of poo on your nose'. |
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I believe that this story is entirely true..
Well now that you mention it.. I went to the dentist yesterday, and he was fiddling around in my mouth, he asked me 'Have you had oral sex lately sir?' 'Why?' i said 'Have i got a pubic hair in my teeth'? 'No' he said, 'you've got a lump of poo on your nose'. 
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I believe that this story is entirely true..
Well now that you mention it.. I went to the dentist yesterday, and he was fiddling around in my mouth, he asked me 'Have you had oral sex lately sir?' 'Why?' i said 'Have i got a pubic hair in my teeth'? 'No' he said, 'you've got a lump of poo on your nose'.
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So he turned out the lights in the room and took my testicles in his hand. I could tell he was really close listening cause his beard tickled Ummm...Where was his mouth, at this point? |
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Things that make ya go hmmmmmmmmmmm ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2Dtfi3VkiU And Oooooooooo ~ ooooooooooooooooooo ... 
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