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Topic: YOU LIE!!
Quietman_2009 Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7430	Thu 09/17/09 11:31 AM
I once shot an elephant in my pajamas I dunno what the elephant was doing in my pajamas tell me the biggest lie you can think of

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 09/17/09 11:32 AM
I told my son our cat fluffy was his sister..... He then went to kindergarten and told the entire class he had a sister named fluffy!!! Heeeeeee was soooooooooooooo mad at me when he got home!!!

Ladylid2012 Joined Sun 07/05/09 Posts: 42269	Thu 09/17/09 11:33 AM
I had three sons via immaculate conception because I'm a virgin...

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 09/17/09 11:33 AM
Ok and there was that one time I put on a facial mask and told my son I was an alien and his real mother was in outer space. That made him cry. But Im paying for the therapy now!!!!

eileena9 Joined Fri 04/13/07 Posts: 28211	Thu 09/17/09 11:33 AM
I am still in love with my ex husband and want him back with my whole heart and soul...................................... bbbwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......sorry

cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Thu 09/17/09 11:34 AM
i did not inhale

tngxl65 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 6189	Thu 09/17/09 11:36 AM
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinski"

FearandLoathing Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 30121	Thu 09/17/09 11:37 AM
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinski" Neither did I...

cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Thu 09/17/09 11:40 AM
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinski" he didnt, remember? she just gave him a blow-job...lol

boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Thu 09/17/09 11:40 AM
I am El Nino

cottonelle Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 3594	Thu 09/17/09 11:42 AM
I dunno what the elephant was doing in my pajamas i do. pervert!

nelnel6280 Joined Sun 05/03/09 Posts: 1397	Thu 09/17/09 11:42 AM
I once rode an elephant... Oh wait that's not a lie... hmmmm I love country music... Oh yeah that's definitely a lie Hi

tohyup Joined Wed 08/12/09 Posts: 1488	Thu 09/17/09 11:45 AM
I once shot an elephant in my pajamas I dunno what the elephant was doing in my pajamas tell me the biggest lie you can think of Jesus is a man and at the same time God...!!!.

Ted14621 Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 2173	Thu 09/17/09 11:45 AM
I'm pregnant. I'm gonna have a baby elephant. Anybody wanna see his trunk?

tohyup Joined Wed 08/12/09 Posts: 1488	Thu 09/17/09 11:45 AM Edited by tohyup on Thu 09/17/09 11:46 AM
double post .

boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Thu 09/17/09 11:45 AM
I invented Al Gore

Quietman_2009 Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7430	Thu 09/17/09 11:46 AM
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinski" BILL: "Now Chelsea, I'm glad you had fun on your date. Did you have sex with that boy?" CHELSEA: "Not by your definition, Dad"

Calleigh12 Joined Tue 04/01/08 Posts: 17193	Thu 09/17/09 11:51 AM
I have a hot man stashed under my bed and I only let him out at night to service me and cook me breakfast the next morning.

Quietman_2009 Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7430	Thu 09/17/09 11:51 AM
I can fart lavender

nelnel6280 Joined Sun 05/03/09 Posts: 1397	Thu 09/17/09 11:52 AM
I have a hot man stashed under my bed and I only let him out at night to service me and cook me breakfast the next morning. oooo How do I get me one of those?