because they didn`t study what relationship subject is all about....

you mean Yamashita treasure?

because good guys are all taken...

try Davao City as one of the most beautiful city in the Philippines-"Davao`s the best".

when you don`t miss him/her at all:>(

A little boy goes to his father & asks ........

"Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers:

"Well son, I guess one day
you will need to find out anyway!"

Your Mum and I first got together
in a chat room on Yahoo.

Then I set up a date
via e-mail with your Mum
SO we met at a cyber-cafe.

We found a secluded room & disappeared into it
for a short time then we googled each other.

There your mother agreed to a
download from my HARD drive..

Then as soon as I was uploading,
we discovered that neither one of us
had used a firewall, & since it was
too late to hit the delete button,
nine months later a little
Pop-Up appeared that said:

You got Male!

I can call you if you want(from Phils.to US) but should ask permission first to Mr. D lol.

1. Filipina women are famous for their magnetic beauty

Filipinas are well known for their feminine disposition, and magical charm among other Asian women.

2. Filipina women are clam, understanding and patient

Most Filipinas would never involve in a loud argument or fight just because of the way they are brought up as a true Filipina Lady, who speaks politely. This quiet, soft spoken, and caring nature of the Filipino women separates them from the western women.

3. Filipina girls are well educated

The Philippines gives great importance to higher education. Unlike other Asian countries where women tend to be in more subservient positions, the Philippines give more importance to girl’s education. This affects their social behavior too.

4. Filipina women are good home keepers

Filipina women understand their domestic responsibility. For them, their home is the source of their pride. They always try to maintain a loving and warm surroundings for their family members.

Enjoy your days in Texas

Just move on and enjoy life.Be happy

Kaakibat ng pagmamahal ang pagkatanga,kasabihan nga pag ang isang tao ay nagmahal huwag ibigay ang buong puso, magtira ng para sa sarili mo kahit papaano ng di masaktan ng labis.Walang tangang tao kung di magpapakatanga.

- Always on my mind by Elvis Presley
-Hold me till the morning comes- Paul Anka
and What do we mean to each other -Sergio Mendez

Never ever compared US filipinas from other races, each of their own...Every individual has its own unique ways and upringing... Goodluck to you.

loyal,trustworthy,loving and a good cook, lol....

A Filipino goes to Woolworth’s in Australia . He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out.

The Manager gets suspicious.

He thinks that this guy might not have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids. He asks the Filipino to show him his cat before he could let him have cat food. The Filipino goes home and returns... with a cat and gets to buy the cat food.

Next week the Filipino finds dog food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of dog food and goes to check out. The Manager again gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy may have a cat but he cannot have a dog and he will probably feed dog-food to his kids. He asks the Filipino to bring and show him the dog before he can let him have dog food. The Filipino goes home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the dog food.

The following week the Filipino comes to Woolworth’s with a bag. He asks the manager to put his hand in the bag.. The Manager puts his hand in the bag, feels some thing slimy and immediately pulls it out. He shouts at the Filipino, "What the hell! This is "****", you idiot!"
The Filipino calmly replies, "Yes, now may I buy some toilet paper?

THREE LITTLE BOYS were concerned because they couldn't get
anyone to play with them.They decided it was because they had not been baptized and didn't go to Sunday school.

So they went to the nearest church. But, only the janitor was there.

One little boy said, "We need to be baptized because no one
will come out and play with us. Will you baptize us?"

Sure," said the janitor.

He took them into the bathroom and dunked their little heads
in the toilet bowl, one at a time.Then he said, "You are now baptized!"

When they got outside, one of them asked,
"'What religion do you think we are?"

The oldest one said, "We're not Kathlick,
because they pour the water on you.."


"We're not Babtis, because they dunk all of you in the water."
"We're not Methdiss, because they just sprinkle water on you."

The littlest one said, "Didn't you smell that water?"
They all joined in asking, 'Yeah! What do you think that means?'

"I think it means we're Pisskopailians!"

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her for a while ... then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

She asks ... "What does that mean?"

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.

She smiled happily and said ... "Oh, that's so lovely ... What about I, J, K?"

He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.

I know you....thanks

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Davao City, Philippines
half-TAKEN
soon to be a mother-in-law
an online gamer here