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An Italian Mama
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Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Frankie for dinner.
He lives with a female roommate, Maria. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Frankie's roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Frankie and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Frankie volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.'' About a week later, Maria came to Frankie saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote an email: Dear MaMa, I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house ; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Your Loving Son Anthony Several days later, Frankie received a response email from his MaMa which read: Dear son, I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now. Your Loving MaMa Moral Lesson: Never Bulla Shita you MaMa |
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-never hurt to asked questions...part of knowing each other I guess...as long that the question is not offensive...
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I will start and please feel free to add more...
-What is the one thing about yourself that you would like me to know? -Have you had a long-term relationship? Why did it end? -What do you think is the most important value in a relationship? -Have you been married before? -Do you have any children? How do you feel about children? -If you are married, who would you honor first: your spouse or your friends or your parents or your children (if applicable)? |
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After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her for a while ... then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." She asks ... "What does that mean?" He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot. She smiled happily and said ... "Oh, that's so lovely ... What about I, J, K?" He said, "I'm Just Kidding!" The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles. |
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false profiles
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Scammers are everywhere...Just learn to use your instinct and judgment to figure it out.
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Tom
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Welcome to Mingle2 and enjoy the forum site
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Just curious
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I can cook and love it so much..was a frustrated CHEF
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love
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it should be 50-50...
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Making decisions
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Is based on making choices. My words of wisdom for the night. enjoy your day. Agree....Your choice and your decision...... |
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Girls into anime???
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Love the HUNTER X HUNTER and NARUTO
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The Games Men Play
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Several those are:
1) The "I don't need you" game. 2) The "I'll date you and string you along til I find someone better" game. 3) The "Let's be friends, even though I broke up with you" game. If that's not a great excuse to continue using someone, I don't know what is? |
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Question?
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If love isn't a game, then why are there so many players?
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cheat
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I think BOTH- "once a cheater always a cheater".
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New Guy
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Welcome to the site
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WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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Customer Service on Us
If the customer is always right, then why isn’t everything free? Telling the Truth When someone tells you that something defies description, you can be pretty sure he’s going to have a go at it anyway. The Keeper Of course I can keep secrets. It's the people I tell them to who can't keep them. Lazy Speed Reader I don't know how to speed-read. Instead, I listen to Books on Tape on fast-forward. |
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Age difference
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I am 42. My boyfriend is 37. He is way more mature than me. Do you think the age gap matters? Age doesn't matter..as long he is a blue eyed, good looking and handsome guy go go for it.... |
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What are you entitled to?
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to live, survive, and to LOVE
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Not only is the Philippines more fun for young tourists looking for adventure but also for foreign retirees seeking refuge for old age. The country has been ranked 15th out of 22 of the "World's Top Retirement Havens in 2013" released by Ireland-based website International Living. The ranking grew from only 19 countries in the previous list, which did not include the Philippines. The Philippines got a score of 79.5 point in the Retirement Index, based on eight categories crucial for retirees, including discounts and other perks. These include real estate, retirement benefits, cost of living, ease of integration, entertainment and amenities, health care, retirement infrastructure and climate. The Philippines' highest performance was in terms of cost of living (100 points). It ranked highest among the 22 countries in this criterion. It scored lowest in the special benefits area, getting the lowest score in the list (57 points). Spain and Thailand got the same score. "Among the top retirement spots in the world this year, you'll find great variety in the cultural offerings, climates and lifestyles," the website said. Ecuador sat on top of the list, with a score of 91.9 points. "Ecuador's major cities have top notch hospitals, clinics and well-trained physicians," the website said. "All residents are eligible to participate in the country’s Social Security health care system for incredibly low monthly premiums," it added. Ecuador was followed by Panama (89 points), Malaysia, (87.6 points), Mexico (85.1 points), Costa Rica (84.4 points). "Each destination is desirable in its own way, but they all offer something increasingly hard to come by at home: A good quality of life for a reasonable price," the website said. It noted, however, that "no 'formula' can spit out the name of the place that's just right for you." Retirees should consider what's most important to them, "maybe climate, maybe language, maybe cost, maybe distance from home," it added. ALWAYS FUN IN THE PHILIPINES |
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yeah why not? especially with a blue eyed good looking handsome guy
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August is my month but can't be the sexist; I would thought the Perfectionist as that is what I aspire to be. [/quote -maybe we can exchange birth month then |
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