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If you could relive
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The day I got Married!!!!
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Your state and smokers
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Pretty soon we will only be able to have sex in our beds!!!!  
Correction: You can only have monitored sex!!!!
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The "eyes" have it...
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I'm not a load of crap. I'm sugar and spice and everything nice. I believe the eyes are the window to the souls. And if you take the time and look, you will be able to see. I like eating sweet things! 
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Vacation Cruise - Book Now
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Sign me up ASAP!
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DONT MIX YOUR MEDS
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hey i am old, and it does suck, so live it up now baby.. 
Your only as old as you feel sweety. 
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What's Your Hobby?
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LIFE in general.
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If you were famous........
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I wouldn't want to be famous. Look at them Getting deviorced all the time, sleeping with who ever/whatever, drugs/alcohol abuse, ECT....
Just isn't worth it. I'll stick to being me-thank you!
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which state? why?
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I'd like to live in Vermont again, but the cost of living is higher than NYC. I'll stick to mid west Georgia.
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just my luck
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i recently bought a new miracle cream that's supposed to make my penis bigger. it does'nt seem to be working, but my hands are getting friggin' HUGE! Try it on your brain!!!!
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I say yes you can.. hurt does that to you. Not being over them allows you to. That is correct! 
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OK here we go
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No spark... Nothing?? It was... Uh.. Fun, but Cya.. Gotta agree! |
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Car Naming anyone?
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I named all my vehicles since the very first one I got. When I worked in construction, I got a big red extended cab, long-bed Ford F150 truck. It was my first truck and I put side steps, side bars, and all kinds of accessories on it. And I called it Big Red, aka My Toy. I loved that truck. When it died, I got a Chevy truck. A friend of mine was a hardcore Ford lover and ragged on my Chevy, telling me it wouldn't be tough enough. I named it "Tuffy". A few years later, I traded Tuffy for a Dodge Caravan (which I've had for 11 years now). I bought the van on Halloween and it's silver. I nicknamed it the Grey Ghost and call it Casper. My vehicles tend to last me many years, long after I have paid them off. They're part of my family, like a pet, so I always name them. It will be a sad day when Casper gives up the ghost. I hear ya! I'll miss my car once it's gone...but I have quite a lonnng while before that happens! ZOOM ZOOM! Zoom Zoom! I keep mine a long time too. I got one of the first Miatas to hit the US in 89. I put a Buick supercharger on it in 95. I added leather seats and a paint job in 99. It now looks new and passes almost everyone with ease! It gets 28 MPG. I will die owning that car. I guess I did name it unknowingly since I refer to it as my "baby". I agree. 1990 Nissan King Cab 4x4. Just getting done with the engine and tranny. I call it "Destroyer". I destroys what ever is in front of it incuding idiots that pull out in front of me. Got a 12.5 superwhinch on the front. 
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Food or sex?
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I would have to eat at the Y and proceed from there!
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Public Service Announcement
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I can finally wear my favorite pair of black strapy sandals again. In two days my feet are getting really dry already. I need to get the really good foot lotion again. You must really like black!
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Public Service Announcement
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I agree totally except with telling a coworker about their feet. I don't hurt people's feelings on purpose and wouldn't want it done to me. However, I have beautiful feet and could actually be a foot model. I never go without a pedicure and actually paid for my sister who has very ugly toes to get a pedicure Saturday and her feet look fantastic now. She still has long toes but now they are sanded and polished to perfection! Happy shoe wearing all. It should also be noted that I am addicted to shoes. I own around 200 pairs! You tell them tactifully! |
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You're Fired...
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Guy comes home from work and his wife says, ''Your boss called,he said you're fired.'' The husband replies, ''Well, f!@!k him.'' The wife replies, ''I already did. You go back on Monday.'' That is automatic termination of life. |
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Flowered Panties
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Black panties are for mourning it! White is for virgin. I say do awat with the psnies all together.
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Just Friends
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In 1918 a similar virus like this, kill 100 million people around the world. 
Hey, that is just natures way of thinning the population down. It happens to all species at some point in time. |
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Evil empire or great place?
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Completely EVIL!!!!
I'd rather spend a few more dollars to get something which will last a hell of a lot longer. Anything you buy there is cheao junk and made in China which probably has some kind of posion in it, particulary childrens stuff. |
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Post funny pics!!!
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