Vacation Getaway! ............Act Now!

You need to book this soon as possible as not only is ammo hard to find I'm
afraid we may run out of pirates too once the word gets out!

A Somali cruise package that departs from Sawakin (in the Sudan) and docks
at Bagamoya (in Tanzania).
The cruise company is encouraging people to bring their 'High powered
weapons' along. If you don't have weapons you can rent them right there on
the cruise ship. They claim to have a master gunsmith on board and will have
reloading parties every afternoon. The cruise lasts from 4-8 days and nights
and costs a maximum of $3200 per person double occupancy (4 days).
The ship itinerary is to sail up and down the coast of Somalia waiting to
get hijacked by pirates. Here are some package details:
$800.00 US/per day double occupancy
M-16 full auto rental $ 25.00/day ammo at 100 rounds of 5.56 armor piercing
ammo at $15.95
Ak-47 Rifle @ No charge. ammo at 100 rounds of 7.62 com block ball ammo at
$14.95
Barrett 20M-107 .50 cal sniper Rifle rental $55.00/day ammo at 25 rounds 50
cal armor piercing at $9.95
Crew members can double as spotters for $30.00 per hour (spotting scope
included).
RPG's are $75.00 each and $200.00 for 3 standard loads
"Everyone gets use of free complimentary night vision equipment and coffee
and snacks on the top deck from 7pm-6am."
Meals are not included
"MOUNTED MINIGUN AVAILABLE @ $450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire"
They even offer a partial money back if not satisfied....here's some text
from the ad. "We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by
pirates or we will refund back half your money including gun rental charges
and any unused ammo (mini gun charges not included).. How can we guarantee
you will experience a hijacking? We operate at 5 knots within 12 miles of
the coast of Somalia. If an attempted Hijacking does not occur we will turn
the boat around and cruise by at 2.04 knots. We will repeat this for up to 8
days making three passes a day along the entire length of Somalia. At night
the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off at intervals and loud
disco music beamed shore side to attract attention. Reserve your package
before May 29, 2009 and get 100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of
your choice."

Here are a few testimonials:
"I got three confirmed kills on my last trip. I'll never hunt big game in
Africa again. I felt like the Komandant in Schindlers list!"----
Lars, Hamburg, Germany
"Six attacks in 4 days was more than I expected. I bagged three pirates and
my 12 yr old son sank two rowboats with the minigun.
PIRATES - 0
PASSENGERS - 32
Well worth the trip. Just make sure your spotter speaks English" Ned, Salt Lake city, Utah USA
"I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in NAM.
Don't worry about getting shot by pirates as they never even got close to
the ship with those weapons they use and their ****ty aim--reminds me of a
drunken 'juicer' door gunner we picked up from the motor pool back in Nam"
"Chopper" Dan, Toledo USA.
"Like ducks in a barrel. They turned the ship around and we saw them bleed
and cry in the water like little girls. Saw one wounded pirate eaten by
sharks--This is a must do cruise.
Zeke-Minnahaw Springs, Kentucky, USA

Sign me up ASAP!

Is it a "Brown Bag" lunch, or do they serve a buffet?

When do we leave?!!!