FORD=Found On Road Dead=Fix Or Repair Daily=Fornicated Over Rebuild Dodge.
Even backward DROF=Driver Returns On Foot

[Luke's ship sinks into the swamp]
Luke Skywalker: We'll never get it out now!
Master Yoda: So certain are you. Always with you it cannot be done. Hear you nothing that I say?
Luke Skywalker: Master, moving stones around is one thing. This is totally different.
Master Yoda: No! No different. Only different in your mind. You must unlearn what you have learned.
Luke Skywalker: Alright, I'll give it a try.
Master Yoda: Try not! Do or do not. There is no try.

Star Wars Ep 5-Empire Strikes Back.

Stephen King got me with The Stand and then the Dark Tower mythos I was addicted..However my bread and butter is Fantasy books,namely Dragonlance,Harry Potter,LOTR et al. However I do have one that few people have heard of that is tremendous and full of wisdom. The Bridge Across Forever by Richard Bach...It's the authors account of his finding his Soulmate,His one..For example.."You are never given a wish
without being given the power to make it come true." Bet you've heard that and not know where it comes from.

Yo mama so fat her shadow weighs 42 pounds.

Yes well on his show they do dedications and there was one I remember where this woman wanted to make a request for her dead dog and he LOST it I think ON AIR as well...There's a clip somewhere of it..lol

The Prophet and all wise George Carlin,Mitch Hedburg (On the Escalator to Heaven),Bill Cosby,Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner,Blue Collar Guys,Jeff Dunham,Monty Python,and Steve Martin.

There once was a man from Bonaire
Who was doing his wife on the stair
When the banister broke
He doubled his stroke
And finished her off in midair

A bear taking a dump asked a rabbit
"Does s#!t stick to your fur as a habit?"
"Of course not," said the hare,
"It's really quite rare!"
So the bear wiped his a$$ with the rabbit.

There once was a fellow McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added vermouth
Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

Well chapter 2 was short because of stupid writers strike. Ch.3 Micah MAY turn evil because of the parents thing.But he has his cousin and since he was the one that taught her she'll help him through this crisis..And Ch 3 Sylar's gotta die for good. He's too used up..Unless he gets some WAY better powers this time..but even then...

Pagan,1st degree Garderian witch,Norseman...Yes there are others of like mind around..lurking though.

Being a long time Enya fan,I do wished she would do a few shows but she doesn't tour like most people do. With any luck she's in the process of making a new album and yes she has a calming effect on most people. Also she did the song "May It Be" from LOTR:Fellowship of the Ring. Just in case you haven't heard of her before.

Scorpio w/ Aries Rising
Dragon in Chinese.

I had my chart done but just don't have it handy at the moment.

Ok My list...

Practical Magic
Serendipity
You've Got Mail--Good for this crowd..lol
Sleepless in Seattle
When Harry Met Sally (Lotta 80s-90s Meg Ryans..)
The Fountain
Legend
Phantom of the Opera
Much Ado About Nothing
Shallow Hal
Always

Will someone please get this big walking pants out of my way.

He better have those pants down on the South ridge by midday or there'll be hell to pay.

I think it's more like this,
1.Turn water on
2. Take off clothes
3.Get under water
4.Wash
5.Use towel
6.Get dressed.

Notice I said nothing about picking up anything afterwards....

Well this just makes me think that the training is not what it appears to be.Hell a Marine sleeps with his rifle,and is carefully taught about such things.I mean how could he NOT know he had a loaded weapon.And if you were just practicing,you would make sure it was unloaded first right?I'm NOT saying he did it deliberately or on purpose but makes me question the training of our soldiers nowadays."Gunny" would have known if the gun was loaded or not..That's all I have to say about that.

Wow have to say pretty good.Only thing is this would apply 15+ years ago..lol But yes I recognise the symptoms.

Well it means you're doing whatever it is right.And should keep on that spot.If no noise,you don't have any idea of how things are going.But that's just me.

Never heard of Beauty and the Geek have you?Or that one show the Pick UP Artist has/had.Mystery was his name..That sorta fits.

Princess Bride...
"You're that smart?"

"Ever hear of Plato,Aristotle,Socrates?"

"Yes"

"Morons!"

Blazing Saddles

"Qualifications?"

"Rape,murder,arson and rape."

"You said rape twice."

"I like rape."

Clerks 2

"There's only one Return and it ain't of the King,it's of the Jedi..."

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Your mother was a hamster,and your father smelt of elderberries!"

Yeah I heard him on Adam Carolla a while back and he's always writing new stuff,doing new material.And he changes with the times.It's a harsher world then it was in the 70's and at anytime he always makes you think.