TOP 10 SIGNS SOMEONE PLAYS TOO MANY VIDEO GAMES

10. They ask for all their money in quarters.

9. They're not sure what season, or year it is.

8. They're best friends names are Super Mario, Pac-man, and Sonic (if they have real-life friends).

7. The electric company and the toy store sends them birthday cards.

6. Big falling blocks and hot lava pits haunt their dreams.

5. Their fingers twitch all the time.

4. When they are sick at home the change clerk at the arcade calls to see if they are all right.

3. They can play 2 player games by themselves.

2. Everyone at the arcade knows them by name.

1. Someone is reading this to them, 'cause they're too busy getting a new high score and can not be bothered.

Wow have to say pretty good.Only thing is this would apply 15+ years ago..lol But yes I recognise the symptoms.

I was about to say....arcades? Quarters? Someone is stuck in the 80's.

here's one:
When they try to stack their groceries to complete 4 line rows.

When they think that jumping on someones head is a viable way to attack them.

When they see a homicide they try to pause to take a screen shot.

or if they witness a homicide,they ask if they can loot the corpse because they've been camping him for 32 hours

When they get shot they try to eat a first aid kit instead of going to the hospital.

hey, I still get quarters for the arcades at the pizza places.

hehe, hey that's pretty good. Sonic actualy is my best friend though. just saying.

We went out for drinks after a gig a few weeks ago and I ran into an old Galaga machine...

Yeah, I don't recall ever seeing anyone else the rest of the night. :-P