1. Sit on the edge of the bed and take off the underwear you've walking around the house in all morning. Leave them on the floor.


2. Walk to bathroom wearing a towel. If you see your significant other along the way, flash em.


3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Pat your beer belly with affection as if it was a great achievement. Suck in your gut to see if you have pecs. (No.)


4. Turn on the water.


5. Check for pecs again. (Still no.)


6. Get in the shower.


7. Don't bother to look for a washcloth. (You don't use one.)


8. Spend 5 minutes soaping your body and rinse.


9. Spend 15 minutes washing your crotch and surrounding area.


10. Wash your rear end.


11. Shampoo your hair, do not use conditioner.


12. Make a shampoo mohawk.


13. Open the door and look at yourself in the mirror, giggle.


14. Pee.


15. Repeat #9, because it felt good.


16. Rinse off and get out of the shower.


17. Pick up the towel and sniff it. If it smells okay, go ahead and dry off with it. If it doesn't smell okay, holler to your significant other to find you a clean one.


18. Return to the bedroom wearing the towel; if you pass your significant other, flash em.

haha that was good

I definately needed a laugh

number 9 was definitely my personal favorite......

yeah figured #9 and #15 would top the list

I have a concern about #14.......ewe.......

im iffy about #9!!!

what peeing in the toilet or the in the tub LOL?????

I actually think you missed a croutch washing session but that's my opinion. 2 is not enough.

You find the right loofah and showers are never same LOL



Damn that was outloud, huh???

the coffee made me do it lol

Sounds to me like he's peeing in the shower.....and didn't rewash...lol...

yeah pee at 14, rewash at #15

You know the tree & dangle berries get a good handling LOL

well when you have to shower alone.....a man has to do what a man has to do...lol...

as does a woman

I won't argue with you on that one...I too have done #9 and #15...lol...

That's why the handheld adjustable sprayers are ranked #1 in markets LOL

The funny thing is That I don't have one of those...lol...

Oh dear that is not funny that is sad LOL

not really.........it is old school my dear.......
some of us don't need devices to get pleasure...