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I passed my math final today..so that was great..
I am still single and lonely ..so that sucks.. |
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wants the offspring of my chia pets
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when your battery bill is more than your rent.
Or when you get valentine /birthday cards from Adam & Eve becouse you are such a good customer |
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Edited by
ImRu2
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Thu 08/11/11 05:22 PM
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wears edible panties to bed.. in case she needs a midnight snack
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does her grocery shopping at night wearing a mask and trench coat so no one sees her fill her cart with red bull and twinkies
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Topic:
Are all athiests male?
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Female - check! Atheist - check! Love Rome - check! Wish the guys here were a little less influenced by the Vatican - check! I've always thought dating agnostics is VERY dangerous... what happens if one day they DO make up their minds? ;) I am agnostic, and its maybe we are not waiting to make up our minds..Maybe we are just waiting for proof. I belive in god the way I belive in aliens from outer space. There is the possibility that both might exist but have seen no proof. After all anything is possible. if you're agnostic then you realize no such proof is possible. unknowable means unknowable. if you think knowing such things as god or the afterlife is possible you're a weak atheist, not agnostic. but anything is possible.. its possible there will be a cure for aids..its possible that the american government will pull their heads out of their ***'s and do something for the good of the country.. any thing is possible.. |
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only if it has more than 2 eye holes in the sheet. Have you ever spread peanut butter on your thighs sprinkled on bird seed and sat in your yard? I so respect a "twisted" sense of humor.  
In answer to your question, do you have pictures of me doing this? (Thank you!) Yes I do. Would you like copies? |
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Enjoys putting peanut butter and bird seed on her thighs and sitting out in her yard to "entertain" her neighbors (I don't have a yard  )
Likes to lick the peanut butter and bird seed off my thighs |
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Topic:
And who in the heck - part 2
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Get in the rest of the suggestions the daddys need to start going through them. I have a suggestion...... |
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Topic:
And who in the heck - part 2
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Got your rugs? Who wants an afternoon movie? Don't be silly..Daddy #2 is the only one who wears a rug.. (what you thought that was his real hair?)
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Topic:
Lost?
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I have lost something..but i cant tell you what it is...its a secret..but if you find it I will know its mine Does it have an ID chip? yes it does...I wrote its name on a potatoe chip |
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Lost?
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I have lost something..but i cant tell you what it is...its a secret..but if you find it I will know its mine
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(mmm sounds nummy)
licks the peanut butter off my sandwiches |
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only if it has more than 2 eye holes in the sheet.
Have you ever spread peanut butter on your thighs sprinkled on bird seed and sat in your yard? |
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uses tie dyed belly button lint to weave blankets for the homeless
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And who in the heck - part 2
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DON'T LOOK IN MINE!! all ready did.. how you get the skeletons to glow in the dark.. and move around on their own... 
I can;t tell ya!! Its a secret between me and the goblin under teh bed. 
Now he's gonna be mad at me. It will be ok..He is friends with the troll that sleeps on top of the wore out blow up sheep in Daddy #2 closet.. |
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Topic:
And who in the heck - part 2
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Time for us to whip this place into shape. New rules will be posted soon. Leave input in the daddy's' suggestion box for review. We will look over your request and get back to you within 72 days. thank you Can I ad a suggestion.. the next time you water mrs Jones flower garden at night.. you go through her door to get the watering can and not her bedroom window.. the other neighbors are starting to talk.. |
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Topic:
And who in the heck - part 2
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This thread screams daddy issues.  
Realy? wanna be our new sibling? We have 2 Daddies..but they are missing right now..Daddy #1 got lost..and Daddy #2 went to stock up on more blow up sheep.. Daddy #1 ain't lost. Mr. Smith is away on business again, so he's watering his wife's flowers for her...... And well, MEDDLING KIDS! STAY OUT OF MY CLOSETS!!!!!!! ok. (he never said anything about his dresser drawers) |
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plucks the hair off puppies
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Topic:
good to meet friends, here?
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Hello and welcome.
The best way to make friends here is to jump into the forums.. post on what interest you. That way people get to know you. |
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