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When the word Photography actually looks like Pornography when you glance at it?
How about when you can't think about work because you don't really think you are thinking about anything when in fact you were thinking about sex? When you feel like a two peckered billy goat with a a case of seven year itch fourteen years running? So how do you know you are sex starved??? |
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When I can't remember it anymore....
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When I cry when I masturbate.
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When I cry when I masturbate.  Welcome to the forums!
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When I cry when I masturbate. Come in SWINGING! DAMN! 
Welcome to mingle! that is so funny!
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How do you know you are sex starved???? When I cry when I masturbate. Are you crying now? (Very funny BTW :-) |
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When the blisters on your hands match the chafing marks on your much-too-private parts.
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When you order a Big Mac and send it back cause its a burger.
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When the blisters on your hands match the chafing marks on your much-too-private parts.
i thought those were notches to ensure a locking grip.
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Edited by
74Drew
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Fri 07/29/11 04:20 PM
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when you seriously consider craigslist personals postings.
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When women start looking like sandwiches with legs.
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When women start looking like sandwiches with legs. only certain parts. . . . |
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When women start looking like sandwiches with legs. only certain parts. . . . Okay, walking billboards for Taco Bell. |
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How do you know you are sex starved???? When I cry when I masturbate. Are you crying now? (Very funny BTW :-) |
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When you order a Big Mac and send it back cause its a burger.
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When you go out to eat and the dessert is better then any sex you can remember.........
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When you turn off the T.V. doing love scenes.
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How about when you look at a cantaloupe, and you wonder what it might feel like...?
It's an old story someone from work told me. After hearing it three times, I still don't understand how the cantaloupe became involved. 
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Edited by
heavenlyboy34
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Fri 07/29/11 09:35 PM
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So how do you know you are sex starved??? When you have nocturnal emissions/wet dreams every night. When you seriously consider having a torrid affair with the neighbor's barnyard animals. |
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Edited by
BettyB
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Sat 07/30/11 08:26 AM
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How about when you look at a cantaloupe, and you wonder what it might feel like...? It's an old story someone from work told me. After hearing it three times, I still don't understand how the cantaloupe became involved.
are you sure it wasn't antelope?
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