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Tue 04/10/12 11:14 AM

EVERYONE SHUT UP, AND DONT MOVE!

Im strip searching ALL of you!!

One of you has my freaken wand, and I cant be a "Power Ranger, princess, with a wand, and a dress", without a wand!!

NOW ALL OF YOU, GET NAKED AND BEND OVER!!

*Power Ranger princess puts on her rubber gloves*


I saw daddy #1 use it to fix the handle on a rake.... and I no gonna rake..no like peeps they EVIL!!!

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Sat 03/17/12 06:59 AM
Hey where is everyone???
I come home from school and everyone is gone...

Hey wait that means their rooms are open for inspection..

WEEEE fun time...

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Sat 03/17/12 06:57 AM

Preferably sizeable to her proportions, firm and round. Bounce is good, but not overly loose or bordering on sag.

Someday, I'll have it broken down into a perfect scientific formula I'm sure.


good luck with that

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Sat 03/17/12 06:56 AM
a baby bottle

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Sat 03/17/12 06:53 AM
does her hair by sticking her finger in the light socket

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Fri 03/16/12 04:11 AM
dont be silly I was 20 in the 80's

how many golf balls fit in a baby?

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Fri 03/16/12 04:08 AM

All women should be required to wear hot pants in season and show their navel


sorry but me in hot pant.. OMG

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Fri 03/16/12 04:03 AM

First person ever to get paid twice by the IRS in one year.


shhhhh( I told you I would share)rofl


doesnt like fur messed up

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Fri 03/16/12 03:59 AM
if your looking for a Goddess your looking in the wrong place.. every one here is just human

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Tue 03/13/12 04:54 PM
That depends on what kind of relationship your talking about..

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Tue 03/13/12 04:50 PM
idealizes Tony the Tiger

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Tue 03/13/12 04:49 PM
I am a bigger person and I like comfy clothes. but it is hard to find clothes that fit. I am not a big busted woman but all the clothes in my size seem to be made for triple F sized chests. And the clothing they make for big woman are either for slender people, just sized up. or in horable fabrics, its like they think even though the clothes are ugly we have to buy them anyway..

That being said.. I hate to see any one with their butts/thongs hanging out the back and their boobs spilling out the front.. or wearing pants so tight you can read their lips ( aka camel toe)

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Tue 03/13/12 04:35 PM
I dont want to be committed.. that hug yourself jacket gives me a wedgie

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Tue 03/13/12 04:31 PM
a cheese hat and a muscle shirt

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Tue 03/13/12 04:28 PM
I like a nice well rounded Italian booty..especialy if attached to a pirate named Lenny

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Tue 03/13/12 04:24 PM
likes to be reved up

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Tue 03/13/12 04:22 PM
would you ever..?

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Tue 03/13/12 04:21 PM

Nah...

Ever dew the dew? while doing the dew?



I did the dew once... I was charged with obsene dewness

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Tue 03/13/12 04:17 PM
Whats wrong with this thread?what

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Sat 02/25/12 04:27 AM
Anybody home?

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