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Mon 06/27/11 08:29 PM

Good night sisters...asleep

I guess daddy is a no show again tonight!grumble

B*stard!rant

nighters sleep sweet

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Mon 06/27/11 08:29 PM


no you did.. you said you had turtle and power ranger skills...
it seems to me your the one who needs help.. you cant seem to keep up on reality
YOu were the one who said that you were not normal...

now your lecturing me on reality!oops

Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuullllllllleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaasssssssssssseeeeeeee!!whoa


I reject your reality and insert my own

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Mon 06/27/11 08:27 PM




maybe not but it might have special dietary requirement to stay in optimal health.. after all we don't want it to lose its sproigyness now do we
It never will with that fifth leg!!

That sucker is huge, and really strong!!laugh laugh


maybe its the beer that keeps it that way
Or the Viagra!!laugh laugh
shocked surprised tongue2 rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Mon 06/27/11 08:25 PM
no you did.. you said you had turtle and power ranger skills...
it seems to me your the one who needs help.. you cant seem to keep up on reality

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Mon 06/27/11 08:21 PM


maybe not but it might have special dietary requirement to stay in optimal health.. after all we don't want it to lose its sproigyness now do we
It never will with that fifth leg!!

That sucker is huge, and really strong!!laugh laugh


maybe its the beer that keeps it that way

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Mon 06/27/11 08:20 PM

Midget clown porn?!? is there a link?


yes lots... google it

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Mon 06/27/11 08:16 PM

I don't watch television very much ... but I never miss "Glee". blushing ohwell


I never watch tv.. so whats glee

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Mon 06/27/11 08:14 PM



i tried a non lubricated condom once

too chewy and it tasted like panda intestine


How do you know what panda intestines taste like?


Thats what im sayen!!:thumbsup:

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl shocked

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Mon 06/27/11 08:09 PM



Alright everybody lets get along now.


who said we were not getting along???

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Mon 06/27/11 08:07 PM
maybe not but it might have special dietary requirement to stay in optimal health.. after all we don't want it to lose its sproigyness now do we

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Mon 06/27/11 08:04 PM


i got another virus on my laptop..
I think kid#2 borrowed it to watch midget clown porn again


Avast! Free edition and Spybot Search and Destroy. Both are 100% free and will keep you safe. Also keep Windows and your browser updated regularly. Parental controls may be a good idea as well if kids are using the computer.


i do have superspybot. it runs in dos(i believe) so the secerity tool virus cant stop it from working..

and said kid is 24.. and I would have to ask her how to set the controlls

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Mon 06/27/11 08:00 PM

Hair:long hair or none
Eyes:yes
Complexion:clear
Piercings on face or body:not face
Tattoos:n/a
Height & Weight: height taller than me/ weight na
Age (does it matter):40-60
Miscellaneous:must have a petable chest


Part Two: Quality- aka their personality traits

What kind of temperament: easygoing but friendly
Type of personality (introverted/extroverted, etc.):
Name three things you'd love for them to have in common with you:
1.humor
2. like to read
3.like cats
Do you subscribe to "opposites attract" or "like attracts like"?: no
Would it matter what type of job he/she had?:no
Does it matter what they make financially?:as long as their bills are paid.. no
Would you prefer a homebody or a party animal?: a lil of both
A tender lover or an animal?:both


Your "Requirements"- aka Musts and Deal breakers
Name up to five things/traits your ideal mate must have/subscribe to:
1.honesty
2.faithfullness
3.charity
4.have a wild side
5.like sex.. wild and often
Name up to five things that you would consider "deal breakers" in a relationship:
1.Bad personal grooming
2.untruthfullness
3.be a cheater
4.not like to cuddle
5.not being able to slip a lil toung with out droolin


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Mon 06/27/11 07:48 PM
i got another virus on my laptop..
I think kid#2 borrowed it to watch midget clown porn again

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Mon 06/27/11 07:45 PM
does any one here spin fibers?

I use a drop spindle, becouse it is porable

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Mon 06/27/11 07:28 PM





Help me grab her and tie her down!!!

Its for your own good honey!!

We're gonna fix you!!laugh laugh


<<<<<<<swooshes away with her fea wings..
Cut!!!

Ok listen everybody on the set, especially you ImRu2...grumble

you cant have wings, your a human. huh

NOw can we please just stick to the script!!!explode

And roll............................


<----look wings..

if you can be a turtle with a wand in a dress I can have wings:tongue:
Im not a turtle silly...

im a little girl with ninja turtle fighting skills power ranger princess with a wand and a dress.

mmmmmmkaaaayyyyyy
so your a cartoon.. <and that means your not real and can't hurt anyone> with a wand and a dress

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Mon 06/27/11 07:24 PM



Help me grab her and tie her down!!!

Its for your own good honey!!

We're gonna fix you!!laugh laugh


<<<<<<<swooshes away with her fea wings..
Cut!!!

Ok listen everybody on the set, especially you ImRu2...grumble

you cant have wings, your a human. huh

NOw can we please just stick to the script!!!explode

And roll............................


<----look wings..

if you can be a turtle with a wand in a dress I can have wings:tongue:

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Mon 06/27/11 07:22 PM

It prefers home cooking and beer.




real beer or american?

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Mon 06/27/11 07:18 PM

Help me grab her and tie her down!!!

Its for your own good honey!!

We're gonna fix you!!laugh laugh


<<<<<<<swooshes away with her fea wings..

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Mon 06/27/11 07:16 PM

rofl tears rofl tears rofl tears




wait you get seditives????????

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Mon 06/27/11 07:13 PM
confuses breast pump with bicycle pump

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