is it warm there in massachuetts?

yeah it is here in california also but hehe

how is everybody doing tonight?

hello cutie im michael and im in california

i used to smoke 2 packs aday for 17 or 18 years. great job guy keep up the good work. i havent smoked cigs for 24 years, you can do it.

guy i run into same problem i am heathy looking im 46 but im on ssi for epilepsy and it makes it hard to date cause women well most not all want materialistic stuff

One day, a space ship landed in a farmer's field and a Martian man and his wife got out and introduced themselves to the farmer and his wife. As a token of his friendship, the farmer immediately invited the Martian couple in his home and begged them to stay for the evening and have dinner, so the Martians agreed.

Later that night, the Martian man explained how, on their planet, it was customary to swap partners as a token of friendship. The farmer, not wanting to offend his alien neighbors, readily agreed.

The Martian then man took the farmer's wife into one bedroom while the farmer took the Martian woman into another. They had been having sex for about an hour when the Martian man asked the farmer's wife, "Well, how do you like having sex with a Martian? How does it feel?"

The farmer's wife replied "It needs to be a little bigger around." So the Martian man twisted his right ear and presto, his penis became bigger around.

About an hour later, the Martian man asked the farmer's wife again "How does it feel now?"

The farmer's wife responded "I think it needs to be a little longer."

So the Martian man twisted his left ear and presto, his penis became longer.

The next morning, after their alien neighbors had left, the farmer and his wife were having coffee at the breakfast table and the farmer asked his wife "How was the Martian man?" To this, the farmer's wife replied "Fine."

"And how about the Martian woman?"

The farmer replied, "That damn ***** yanked on my ****ing ears all night long!"





''We are what we repeatedly do.Excellence,then,is not an act,but a habit.''

im not a all the time partier maybe twice a month if that. but like it was said earlier im haveing one of those nights lol

and whos the partier? me im the partier

its called they dont know so they guess

Duffy

Joined Sat 10/07/06
Posts: 3408
Mon 04/12/10 07:30 PM> Grandma
> is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car.
> She
> writes:
>
> Dear Grand-daughter,
>
> The other day I went up to our
> local Christian book store and saw a
> 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker .
>
> I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a
> thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.
>
> So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
>
> Boy, am
> I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.
>
> I was stopped
> at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the
> Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed.
>
> It
> is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked,
> I'd never have noticed.
>
> I found that lots of people love Jesus!
>
> While
> I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then
> he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of God!'
>
> 'Go! Go!
> Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
>
> What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
>
> Everyone started honking!
>
> I just leaned out my window and
> started waving and smiling at all those
> loving people.
>
> I even honked
> my horn a few times to share in the love! ; There must have been a man
> from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a
> sunny beach.(sonovabeach)
>
> I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger
> stuck up in the air.
>
> I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.
>
> He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
>
> Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii , so I leaned out the window
> and gave him the good luck sign right back.
>
> My
> grandson burst out laughing.
>
> Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!!
>
> A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that
> they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
>
> I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is
> when I noticed the light had changed.
>
> So, grinning, I waved at all
> my brothers and sisters, and drove on
> through the intersection.
>
> I
> noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before
> the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them
> after all the love we had shared.
>
> So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the
> Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.
> Praise the Lord
> for such wonderful folks!!
>
> Will write again
> soon,
>
> Love,
> Grandma
>
>
>
>
>
lol......

you guys got me cracking up

hello peccy old buddy

men and women both are humans and not perfect. is all a life expierience and test

god is the only perfect guy

your funny dubz

you mean im not on it anymore,lol. just playing

i been on and off mingle2 for like 2 or 2 and 1/2 years or more and met one player, its all about money now days

i was off of mingle2 for a while in fact i was here when the site was called justsayhi. anyway im back now but almost everyone i knew is gone, what happened? anyway hello everyone im michael and im 46 and im back, now you all can consider yourselfs warned about me im back. lol

marriage is great, oh listen to me im a 46 year old divorced man. well i still think marriage is beautiful to the right person