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Mon 07/18/11 10:58 PM
Edited by Alterette on Mon 07/18/11 10:59 PM

Nope not today, but was loved a few days ago.drinker


Still loved, Recipe Man (especially if you cook in my "Woman's Den"). bigsmile love flowerforyou

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Mon 07/18/11 10:22 PM



Thanks. It's been five years and life goes on; however, I doubt I'll trust any man completely enough to ever get married again. And I certainly won't leave the country for him.

am sorry to hear about that, well all men are not the same, you cant use a single person's character to judge millions of people... I believe women can also do such a thing, an example is my break up story... But i judge people individually


I know that all men are not the same ... but each time someone hurts you, there is a scar left behind - and a little piece of your heart is gone. some days I yearn for someone to grow old with, but on other days I feel like there is more scar tissue left to my heart than anything else. So I have stopped looking for romance and enjoy the friendships I make instead.

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Mon 07/18/11 09:03 PM



A big screen tv, a few scented candles that float on teas, incense, and mood music. A cushy, comfy, cozy love seat with flowery pillows and comfy throws. A fat, hairy, constanty offending-odour producing beer drinker with a bear belly and in shorts, smoking, whom you will shower with love and affection and make his life miserable by asking him to eat salads and tofu only, as food is bad for you.


My DAD'S gonna be there??? surprised scared shocked ill slaphead


Your dad is not the dad of most women found freely occurring in the universe.

You think this post's about you. You're so vain.

One woman's dad is another woman's lover. Think of your mom. SHE saw something in him.


No she didn't. He bought her with a wedding contract after WW2

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Mon 07/18/11 08:32 PM

A big screen tv, a few scented candles that float on teas, incense, and mood music. A cushy, comfy, cozy love seat with flowery pillows and comfy throws. A fat, hairy, constanty offending-odour producing beer drinker with a bear belly and in shorts, smoking, whom you will shower with love and affection and make his life miserable by asking him to eat salads and tofu only, as food is bad for you.


My DAD'S gonna be there??? surprised scared shocked ill slaphead

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Mon 07/18/11 08:27 PM

Her "art" is that she can scribble holding a pencil with her toes

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Mon 07/18/11 08:22 PM

Linnea

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Mon 07/18/11 07:52 PM


loves Jasmine's "bucket"

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Mon 07/18/11 07:21 PM


Kissimmee, Florida

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Mon 07/18/11 06:52 PM

Okay, Ladies ... we hear so much about it ... What would you put in your ladies version of the "Man Cave"?

1. A large screen tv and a library of chick flicks
2. A personal chef
3. A pool table with a Chippendales stripper to rack the balls
4. A personal trainer (see #3)
5. A 24/7 masseuse (again, see #3)

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Mon 07/18/11 06:46 PM

You know, the one thing that irritates all of mandom is the fact that women have not....after all these years....learned the value of a man cave. I mean, learn that when a man has his domain where he can,

1. Have a 50 inch LED TV with surround sound
2. A little mini fridge for the beer
3. A "DO NOT DISTURB" sign posted so he can enjoy the game
4. If room is avaiable, a pool table, or ping pong table, or air hockey table, or foozeball table
5. A big *** Lay-Z-Boy


He has all these in his room, makes him the most happiest man alive. Get the picture ladies???



I know the value of a man cave ... to kick out the men and have it for myself! rofl rofl

How about:

1. Have a 32 inch LED TV with a Wii Fit
2. A walk-in fridge
3. A "No Men Allowed if you use that tongue to talk" Sign
4. A pool table with a Chippendale stripper to rack the balls *cough*
5. A personal trainer (see #4)

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Mon 07/18/11 06:34 PM

Isis


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Mon 07/18/11 06:33 PM


Ran away from home to be a carny

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Mon 07/18/11 06:31 PM


For out-rocking everyone

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Mon 07/18/11 06:30 PM


Jerusha

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Mon 07/18/11 06:30 PM

You and I

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Mon 07/18/11 06:28 PM

I haven't flipped anything yet

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Mon 07/18/11 06:27 PM

Ms. Alyx, how are you doing?



Better, Hon. I got some rest.

Hey Steve. waving

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Mon 07/18/11 06:18 PM
Edited by Alterette on Mon 07/18/11 06:19 PM




Reefer Madness in between my legs :laughing:


rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

One of the greatest Midnight movies ever.:thumbsup:

Here is another one.

Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes in between my legs.

T o m a t o.:laughing: rofl


I love that movie! "Where'd Clark go?" rofl

Ed Wood in between my legs :laughing:


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Mon 07/18/11 06:17 PM


Hi Don. waving

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Mon 07/18/11 06:02 PM


Wow ... it's "only" 90 here. You must be suffering.